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[miya @miyarah_]

cuando me doy cuenta de que conté un chisme a la persona equivocada

[Skylar @skylarkoren__]

I love banishing people from my realm. you displeased me for the last time.

[backinajiff @pantytopper]

@robpatt___ If you wail and gnash at every patient that dies, you’ll be unable to do your job. Compartmentalization is a fundamental aspect of healthcare. Death is just another part of the job.

[sky van dyke ✨ @faeggotangel]

polysecure and body positive 2pac: that's why i fucked your bitch, you fat motherfucker 🧡

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

"who got you smiling like that?" the voices in my head cracked a joke, leave me alone.

[j @flarnskt]

I think if we rode through the whole desert together I would give the horse a fucking name

[janãe @dollcide]

how it feels talking to a man and he slips up and says something that confirms he’s evil too

[mika @mikasagrada]

todas as noites eu prometo fazer mudanças radicais na minha vida e no dia seguinte eu nem consigo sair da cama

[kasia 🐑 @moonl1twater]

they don't know i used to be skinnier

[Brandonomics Defender @JohnGregoryJr]

I had an alcoholic coworker who told me if you drink vodka no one can smell it and I was like dude you smell like vodka

[Sarah M @NetflixFunny]

Our 401k is really tied to trusting 7 random men not to fuck foreign spies

[They murdered Renée Good @Youtalkingtume]

Reporter: “Pete Hegseth says you want to see him in prison.”

Rep. Thomas Massie: “ There’s no way that I would go to visit him”

[2 Nut (Pick Up) 🇵🇸 @hueoops]

white boys when their math test comes back face down

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

The real postpartum hack? Financial security and a husband who actually shows up

[r. @xxoorita]

when future said “i ride for my niggas and i lie to my bitch” u gay ass niggas def felt that

[backinajiff @pantytopper]

@amfjmf @MotherGroyper Another vote for tubby Todd, I use their all over ointment. It’s amazing.

[Sheev Talks || The Andor video arc @SheevTalks]

The stripper HAS to love someone. She has to. And that someone could very easily be me. You don’t know me.

[K @843KT]

sometimes the weed be smoking me

[AuxReignots @Reignots]

Deranged mfs on this cursed app - absolute masterpiece