trash baby 🗑

♒️♑️♒️ (she/they) • sweet. sorry. gone.

[trash baby 🗑 @maxchaotic_aqua]

highway 40 came for me this morning

[trash baby 🗑 @maxchaotic_aqua]

i’m really glad credit scores aren’t affected by how many times you lose your credit card

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Think about this.

The average billionaire on the Forbes 400 list could spend $10,000 every single day for 274 years and still have billions of dollars left in the bank.

Don't you think that maybe, just maybe, these guys should be paying more in income tax than a teacher?

[trash baby 🗑 @maxchaotic_aqua]

yes, your 9-5 is very clearly more important than mine. please almost T bone me at a 4-way for questioning your significance

[trash baby 🗑 @maxchaotic_aqua]

my brother in christ it’s 2023 and you are using your turn signal for a traffic circle

[trash baby 🗑 @maxchaotic_aqua]

even the starbucks reward system got hit by inflation…50 star rise for a free drink…nothing is sacred

[trash baby 🗑 @maxchaotic_aqua]

why witches always be castin spells on the firstborn child? can’t they see the future?? why not the 3rd child??

[trash baby 🗑 @maxchaotic_aqua]

is there a caption this?

[trash baby 🗑 @maxchaotic_aqua]

i’ve been waiting, for a girl like you…to cut me off in traffic

[U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service @USFWS]

Your timeline has been visited by the Solstice Salamander. Please plan accordingly.

[trash baby 🗑 @maxchaotic_aqua]

found a single bloody feather on my car this morning…as someone who identifies as a bird this seems like a threat

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

“you should move to NYC” - person who wants the worst for you

[trash baby 🗑 @maxchaotic_aqua]

taking suggestions for a career change so far i only have teacher or cult leader

[trash baby 🗑 @maxchaotic_aqua]

who’s bright idea was it to have Giving Tuesday right after Black Friday and Cyber Monday anyways?

[trash baby 🗑 @maxchaotic_aqua]

hope you’re happy being one car further ahead in stop and go traffic

[Kevus @KevusBorus]

@elonmusk

[te @phatasstiger]

Life really is like this