Maxwell ''Maxwell'' Crabill

Extrovert who chose the wrong hobby.

[Maxwell ''Maxwell'' Crabill @maxcrabill]

@sun_in_winter12 Hey, what antiviral did you use? You never specified in any of your posts.

[かん (Can) @YasK0723]

OGRE YOU ASSHOLEとmaya ongakuの2マンライブがもしあったなら是非行きたいです。確実に昇天。

[Maxwell ''Maxwell'' Crabill @maxcrabill]

Referring to jeans as “jants”

[wint @dril]

really looking to Slut my brand out during the remaining fiscal quarter of 2022

[Maxwell ''Maxwell'' Crabill @maxcrabill]

Fuck summer in october and fight any cheeky idiot who tries to play it off as a good thing
#seattle #climaterage

[jame @kloogans]

too many generic kid names like "chris" and "jake" out there. if i had a son i'd name him something bad ass. like "the shovel"

[Maxwell ''Maxwell'' Crabill @maxcrabill]

@MalikPrince Not kind at all. The trees are dying. This isn’t normal. I wish people would stop talking about this like it’s a good thing.

[wint @dril]

Bad news folks! i waited in line for 16 hours to see the queen. But by the time i got there she was fuckin DEAD!!!!!!

[sio @bestinsio]

me and my boys are having an ennui summer. we are at the function listless as hell

[Maxwell ''Maxwell'' Crabill @maxcrabill]

Strolling up to tarot tuesday with my foiled out binder, ready to make some sick trades and body some losers in the first three rounds

[Amy Langdon @alangdon17]

this is the mascot for the Halifax Oyster Festival and i’m absolutely terrified of it.

[Maxwell ''Maxwell'' Crabill @maxcrabill]

Just, like, doodling in the margins of the notebook called life, man

[Maxwell ''Maxwell'' Crabill @maxcrabill]

@ripe_love Not to be dramatic but I would die for this hawk

[Maxwell ''Maxwell'' Crabill @maxcrabill]

@CheriDiNovo david

[Maxwell ''Maxwell'' Crabill @maxcrabill]

@JerryG95 @KSeattleWeather Well if Jerry says so

[Eoghan Daltun 🌍 @IrishRainforest]

It simply beggars belief that a tweet like this can gain 2.4k likes, when its core message is 'I don't want to hear about the ongoing rapid annihilation of the natural world, or mass extinction, or the causes, I just want to see some nice footage that pretends everything is ok.'

[Lark @king_of_limb]

Harry almost gets caught playing his Nintendo DS after his bedtime

[Maxwell ''Maxwell'' Crabill @maxcrabill]

@ClosureInMoscow I wrote this in February. I was so naïve. 2020 has taken everything from us.

[Maxwell ''Maxwell'' Crabill @maxcrabill]

@ClosureInMoscow I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE