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I’m funny

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@porterrobinson @triplej Favourite by Fountaines D.C.

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@_u4ic Last Dinosaurs bruh

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@UKF Bass cannon

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@theneedledrop New pendulum, get around it melon

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French person in New York: “baguette about it”

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Put soil in my knickers, call them underplants

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IVY stands for I’m Very Young

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Open micer joins the army, continues to bomb

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@notstevekhoury I prefer A Vegan Option

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“Broom broom” - Harry Potter car

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I wonder what Phillip DeFranco’s next thumbnail is gonna look like

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@notstevekhoury Already produced the beat in my mind

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Dick so big you don't need a microscope 😎

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Bowling for Columbine proves you can still get 0 points when you strike

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There’s a house on my street inhabited only by snakes. The anacondo

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GyG employees:
I spend my whole life yelling numbers,
I’m in a pickle, cucumbers

[Leg @LiamDotGov]

Everyone a hipster because they have two hips

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Nah I didn’t watch the Melbourne cup, I don’t see races

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@vgdunkey You forgot robots

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I dunno who this radio guy is but good god has he mixed a lot of songs