max 🍝

Really into monkeys

[Jack Roworth @RoworthJack]

I really hope Iraq wins the World Cup.

I’m quite disappointed with Tuchel’s squad selection, so I’ll be supporting Iraq instead.

[max 🍝 @maxdunpx]

@mmaonpoint The ufc shill @bisping

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

mad to think that, in little over a week from now, you'll be stood in the beer garden with your DHgate Curaçao away shirt on, and no one will have mentioned it

[Champions 25/26 🏆 @SalibaTequila]

Overground is your best bet

[David @FourNaanJeremy]

Not a single kick off time where I can watch while ‘working’ from home. It’s an absolute disgrace.

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Matt Le Tissier says he suspects the tough punishment meted out to Southampton FC is most likely dark forces indirectly punishing him for getting too close to the truth

[BenBCFC @Benbcfc20]

@_callumfowler Probably spied on blues and pissed themselves laughing

[Fabio Wardley @FabioWardley]

Coming for what’s mine 🏆

[Oasis Archives🍋 @OasisArchives]

Champagne Supernova (Lille 1997)

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

"Excuse me, Edna. I don't think we're talking about love here. We're talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N."

"Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!"

[kramerica industries @hepimp]

this but a showing of Dead Man’s Shoes with middle aged blokes doing the ‘you’re right there’ scene.

[Jacus @jjjacus]

🚨 BREAKING 🚨

Joni Mitchell has been cast as Starscourge Radahn in the upcoming A24 film Elden Ring, directed by Alex Garland

[PNF 🌚 @PotnoodIefringe]

Saino’s

[FranceNews24 @FranceNews24]

📹 VIDÉO - #Insolite : Pendant la coupe des griffes, une marmotte semble avoir déjà accepté son destin… tandis que l’autre panique à chaque coup de coupe. Une scène aussi drôle que totalement théâtrale.

[Callum Watkins @callumwatkins24]

How I’m gunna be watching them

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

RT if you're still listening to "Hannah Hunt" in 2026

https://t.co/7KGmw6EVjG

[Carl Froch MBE @Carl_Froch]

Too big & too strong for GGG...

[// @aggzzx]

This is the stuff I want from podcasts

[The Academy @TheAcademy]

A few small Oscars. Congrats to the ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER team on winning Best Picture! #Oscars

[The Academy @TheAcademy]

Presenting this year’s Best Picture nominees:

• BUGONIA
• F1
• FRANKENSTEIN
• HAMNET
• MARTY SUPREME
• ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER
• THE SECRET AGENT
• SENTIMENTAL VALUE
• SINNERS
• TRAIN DREAMS

Watch the #Oscars LIVE on Sunday, March 15th, at 7e/4p on ABC and Hulu. #OnlyAtTheOscars

Song: "Mystified" | Artist: James Dooley | Video edit by Sleepy Skunk