Max Dyckhoff

Engineering Director @ThatsNoMoonEnt. Previously: Lead AI @ Naughty Dog, Blizzard, Bungie, Free Radical. My opinions are my own, you can't have them. He/him.

[Max Dyckhoff @maxdyckhoff]

False. This order is $132 in LA, which I suspect is the most expensive market in the US. It is the highest end ingredients at Whole Foods. It’s also enough ground beef to feed a family of two for a week.

Trump isn’t mean. He’s dangerous.

[Isabella Maria DeLuca @IsabellaMDeLuca]

This cost me $175.

I don’t care if you think Trump is “mean”

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@joethephish @tinybakeryLE2 It looks like someone has stolen half of both your pastries. Demand a refund!

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@likeOMGitsFEDAY @Delta I fucking hate it when that happens.

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@joethephish Happy birthyesterday BTW! Also you haven't been to Scotland for 8 years? That's wild!

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@joethephish Gonna need more info on your coffee setup mate.

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@DavidEllis I got my kid a roll of Sacagawea dollars and gave her one for each tooth, along with a note hand written in tiny script.

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@StephenSeanFord What the fuck.

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@TheLastHunter19 @ThatsNoMoonEnt Made some tomato soup and garlic bread for lunch today.

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@WJacky101 What's the best game mode to play to avoid bots?

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The number of "lighting is broken, must be the eclipse" jokes in our meetings today is TOO HIGH. Just kidding, it's the perfect level. And I am making most of them.

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@joethephish @inkleStudios It's also really, really easy for me to come to SF so happy to meet you there. It was $140 round trip and it's only 45 mins of flight time. I was literally going to come up for the day (had some meetings I wanted to attend).

Hope you have fun!!

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@izzyfiacco Wow!! Incredible news Izzy.

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@superfunc Never in the history of video games has there been a game which someone hasn’t utterly hated for absolutely no reason. I think this means you’re succeeding?

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@tomday999 @SafetyBlade_HS @MarvelSnapZone @SnapDecks I am not very good at Snap but I have got Infinite every month for the last six months playing 95% on iOS, within 1-2 weeks of the start of the season.

[Max Dyckhoff @maxdyckhoff]

@vengefularia Entirely appropriate. Bonus points if it somehow breaks the compiler.

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@BrE_ZyS @ThatsNoMoonEnt Thanks Bre! Please apply through our website to the job you’re interested in and then let me know, so I can ping our recruiters.

[Max Dyckhoff @maxdyckhoff]

@BrE_ZyS Hi! We don’t know each other but I worked with a lot of your Wonderstorm colleagues at Naughty Dog in the past. My company @ThatsNoMoonEnt is hiring, and we have a number of designer roles open. Please ping me if you’re interested!

https://t.co/w2CbXwBsT9

[Max Dyckhoff @maxdyckhoff]

One of the best things I’ve ever bought is an EightSleep. It’s basically a network of thin water pipes that wrap around your mattress and heat or cool it as you want. Makes sleep so much better. And here’s $500ish off your own! Buy it now!

https://t.co/kjEMDxruDZ

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@rawksaur Please send talented people my way. https://t.co/p2cgtmhKdG