Judgmental Fish Nun

Hobbyist. Writing a weekly bonsai blog:

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@cordeliers @Wood_House76 I can't believe I have to say this but no, fuck off, so many of my neighbors died. The spread was real and terrifying. I have no clue why the police flew helicopters overhead but I'm disgusted that you're using my tweet to support a conspiracy theory that harms people.

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@afrocosmist the man is halfway to becoming Harlan Ellison brain jelly we might as well let Am finish the job

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god and god2

[雲猫@オーバーラン @Nyandful2]

初はんざき祭り

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@NoContextTrek @Nyandful2 @swear_trek Can’t you recognize Janeway upfront? She replicated a Kai’s hat to “motivate” her Bajoran crew to throw themselves into the recycler so she could have coffee.

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but are you chewing the

chad gums

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@KendraWrites Oh he seems big into ethnic connection alright

[𝙷𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚖𝚊𝚗 @shagbark_hick]

@HarveyMephit I love that we have a place we can go like that. Sorta like blacks have northern Mississippi and Japanese have Japan. Diversity is only meaningful if we know who we are and where we belong!

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1968!

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Moratorium on Spock episodes until we figure out what's going on

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@Randwiches shrinkflation hits the farmers market?!

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@KendraWrites a jewel of the borough she is

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The bonsai artist John Naka said you should leave room for the birds to fly through your bonsai design, but I think I prefer this cat toss version

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Learned from an arborist today that if you want to maximize fruit on a citrus tree, prune it so "you can toss a cat through the branches"

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@scbaird @gastrognome how are we compartmentalizing all this friends

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The End of History and the Last Chef

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Putting it out there to editors that I would happily write a lore article about the joys and drama, the camp and class that was Iron Chef Japan, the apex of food television.

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Putting it out there to editors that I would happily write a lore article about the joys and drama, the camp and class that was Iron Chef Japan, the apex of food television.

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@FartSandwich @jewelosco what about their Buffalo chicken dip I’ve never had that texture before

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@kdrusch a tragedy / great callback