maxhelford

i have friends everywhere

[Avery 🩵 @Avesvery]

Still the best star wars eu video ever made

[G W Ξ N @POISONOMICON]

recently had to sign up on a website that included the language option 'English (Chronically Online)' which made everything lowercase and removed some punctuation and I hate that I enjoyed it

[Hengist @hengistloves]

Why doesn't your language have a word for this? Are you stupid?

[Yohanan IRNSD @yohananironside]

The internet lowkey fell off, you used to be able to play games on the Cartoon Network website

[Mr. Honeydew @bestbuddy1998]

Imagine pulling up to Arby’s in this

[maxhelford @maxhelford]

@oncelertwt this is community

[yun @martyrwing]

starting every sentence with “i think” / “i feel” because i’m allergic to definitive statements

[Charli @charli_xcx]

they are dead, they are gone, no one lasts forever. they are dead, they are gone, no one lasts forever. they are dead, they are gone, no one lasts forever. they are dead, they are gone, no one lasts forever. they are dead.

[Ims @mnlndrz]

visualizing the man i wanted to be

[Nobel Yoo @nobelsucks]

They've invented poutine tteokbbokki in Montreal

[bert @airpippens]

letting him have a beer #friyay #whatthehell #sure

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

I was once a male teenager. And will be once again through the powers of science

[iyan @czechwun]

samus commission

[sono✖️🌗 @sosonosonosono]

how the day after your first body feels

[boop @xboxbodywash]

Dress I made with the Wikipedia page for the history of the dress

[両刀使い ・ Ryou ☭ (TRANSLATION COMMS PAUSED •フリー翻訳者) @gloopbastard]

buying something from your phone feels evil. it feels unsafe. only the computer can keep my money safe. the phone is an evil, evil machine. i do not trust it with my finances.

[maxhelford @maxhelford]

@FrPunkjack nor eggs

[NullVerdi @NullVerdiDelta]

went outside to take a walk and saw this