Maximilian “Deuce” Prime

US

[Petey Peter Pete Pablo @peteyitaly]

One Day #Metlife Will get Back to this One Day🟩⬜️🗣️🗣️🗣️#Jetup

[Maximilian “Deuce” Prime @maxieprime0]

@9amGlizzy Literally a 9am glizzy

[Maximilian “Deuce” Prime @maxieprime0]

Happy National Girlfriend Day to all my single slimes out there 🤧🤧

[Maximilian “Deuce” Prime @maxieprime0]

@LFigglehor5519 Sadly, no.

[Maximilian “Deuce” Prime @maxieprime0]

Just threw up in a Starbucks parking lot before work #thirstythursday

[Maximilian “Deuce” Prime @maxieprime0]

Hungover right now #saturdayscaries

[Maximilian “Deuce” Prime @maxieprime0]

I hate Philly sports fans

[Maximilian “Deuce” Prime @maxieprime0]

Top 5 feeling ever is that one after releasing an absolute nuke of a shit after barely holding it in

[Maximilian “Deuce” Prime @maxieprime0]

@Jbrooksthethird Might not be “the dogg” anymore, Jon.

[Jay @StrongIslandJay]

This cool, but no Giants night game will ever match that atmosphere at MetLife on 9/11 when Rodgers came out that tunnel.

[Maximilian “Deuce” Prime @maxieprime0]

@MurrayHillGuy1 @9amGlizzy Knows a thing or two

[Maximilian “Deuce” Prime @maxieprime0]

Name a better feeling than catching a buzz on a warm summer day on the beach with a slight sun-kiss.

[AB @AB84]

broccoli had such bad pr growing up. what an elite vegetable

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

This is what it must feel like to be a Jets fan

[J.D. PicKell @jdpickell]

In real football, Belgium wouldn’t cross the 50.

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

That shit cool and all but ain’t a soul on Belgium meeting Derrick Henry in the A gap in the middle of december

[Maximilian “Deuce” Prime @maxieprime0]

@LFigglehor5519 How about 23 turning 24 in less than a week?

[Maximilian “Deuce” Prime @maxieprime0]

What classifies a woman as a cougar?

[Maximilian “Deuce” Prime @maxieprime0]

@LFigglehor5519 @9amGlizzy My friend Dan benches more than you, he’s the best

[Maximilian “Deuce” Prime @maxieprime0]

Forgot to mention, we are also connections on LinkedIn and she likes my Strava posts periodically.

[Maximilian “Deuce” Prime @maxieprime0]

If a girl leaves you on delivered for a week after going out together and then out of the blue sends you a reel about being an autistic child… does that mean you are indeed in there?