My story is the same as the first time which is I was going on a camping trip and I was going to make a fire in the woods to cook my marshmallows and the fire caught more than supposed because it was a very dry day.
I immediately called the cops as soon as I realized I fuck up.
I had a sneaking suspicion that your asshole would fall out and you’d delete your little arson home movie Mr Otis. Good job I’m fastidious.
Abracadabra bitch!!!
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Resume of my day I woke up with messages saying they call the cops so im going to jail.
So I went to the police station....
Nothing no calls.
Debunked.
I then get called a criminal .
So I show a criminal background check with no crimes.
Debunked.
They call me crazy for it
How so?
I debunked everyone's claims about me in a day.
How is thay crazy?
I would argue it's crazy to make a bunch of claims and then he debunked every single claims with evidence.
I made a fool out of everyone today.
@MaximDuroc5cvm i am curious if you went to trial. however you have a criminal record because the charges you were arrested for didn't disappear. that's what's called a criminal record. or rap sheet if you're trying to be kewl.
sorry you found out so publicly on twitter though.
take care
@MaximDuroc5cvm you voluntarily went to jail?
not gonna lie, that's interesting. i mean hella weird, but interesting
please explain the 'legal justice system' as you understand it
Idiot, I went to jail in March 2026 doesn't mean I have a criminal record.
Jail is just a temporary hold while you wait for trial.
These people don't understand the legal justice system.
I also was invited multiples times to multiples magic club to give a lecture to which I declined the offer.
I was invited to perform at the magic castle in LA which I declined again.
Believe it or not I was once part of the Matrix.
I invented the first commercially available instant self solving rubik's cube.
I was in an international tour.
Every single magicians knows my name from Copperfield to Jeff Mcbride I even did business with mr Mcbride.
I’m sure they’ll get to you in good time Max. Patience is a virtue.
I’m disengaging with you now as I don’t want to end up being featured in the inevitable future news story about the unstable kid who burnt down a church or some other mouth frothing bollocks. Do pushups.
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I’m sure they’ll get to you in good time Max. Patience is a virtue.
I’m disengaging with you now as I don’t want to end up being featured in the inevitable future news story about the unstable kid who burnt down a church or some other mouth frothing bollocks. Do pushups.
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I'm going to the police station right now to clear my name from anything you guys said about me.
Lets see how much they gave a shit.
I'm literally going right now.
I'm either coming out as a criminal or I'm coming out with the very obvious fact that they do not care.
You will only disengage with me because you know very well I will make fun of you in the most shameful way you can imagine.
You're a nobody.
An alt account with no face.
Your name won't pop anywhere you don't even have a name.
I’m sure they’ll get to you in good time Max. Patience is a virtue.
I’m disengaging with you now as I don’t want to end up being featured in the inevitable future news story about the unstable kid who burnt down a church or some other mouth frothing bollocks. Do pushups.
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