Derek (He/ Him)

This is the personal account of a cishet millenial, dnd-playing, ska-listening, leafs-cheering, father of one who is trying to learn to skateboard.

[Derek (He/ Him) @maximum__derek]

This place is burning to the ground around us, so I've joined #skastodon. When twitter crashes for good, #skatwitter can find me here:
[email protected]

[Derek (He/ Him) @maximum__derek]

So she went back to school for Friday, my wife got sick Saturday, I got sick Sunday, and now the kid is sick again on Wednesday.

[Derek (He/ Him) @maximum__derek]

My kid finally beat her cold (we think RSV) last week, and my wife and I promptly came down with a flu. I feel like death and have been bed ridden for two days.

[Freya Holmér @FreyaHolmer]

I think it's great how we're using AI for things humans hate doing, like visual design, art, and voice acting, so that we're left doing only the fun stuff! like, methodically cleaning up slightly off work that someone else did

[Derek (He/ Him) @maximum__derek]

My kid finally beat her cold (we think RSV) last week, and my wife and I promptly came down with a flu. I feel like death and have been bed ridden for two days.

[Derek (He/ Him) @maximum__derek]

I know I'm late, but am I *too* late?

[Derek (He/ Him) @maximum__derek]

@nickdrawthing I just found out what it is. It's a 4 minute short on Disney Plus called Grogu and the Dust Bunnies.

[Jared Yates Sexton @JYSexton]

Once more. Musk is doing us an incredible favor by demonstrating beyond a shadow of a doubt that there is no meritocracy and that wealth and power do not, in any way, denote talent or competence.

[Derek (He/ Him) @maximum__derek]

@pattonoswalt Magic: Gathering the of War?

[Derek (He/ Him) @maximum__derek]

@indefenseofska @checkeredpastpo @skankingdept Legitimately just my Spotify wrapped.

[Fatherly @FatherlyHQ]

Back on November 27, 1977, kids watching network TV were introduced to the “greatest adventure” of all time. https://t.co/6k38P2eD6o

[Derek (He/ Him) @maximum__derek]

@thiccwaluigi @actuallysmiley The Behind the scenes feature was called "the road to El Camino: Behind the scenes of El Camino"

"The Road to the road: behind the scenes of the road"

[Derek (He/ Him) @maximum__derek]

My Girl.

[Derek (He/ Him) @maximum__derek]

@Octomancoin @so_anyway_ @nypost Either it is scanned at every point along the journey for tracking same as Amazon packages, or would be registered mail. Either way there is record of who sent it and when. Only the regular letter mail would be unknown

(I'm assuming similarities here between USPS and CanadaPost)

[Derek (He/ Him) @maximum__derek]

@TristanACooper Worth it.

[Derek (He/ Him) @maximum__derek]

@nickdrawthing There was actually a bit of a wait at mine, but it' was all old white folk who I'm sure voted for Tory.

[Megan Kearney @SpookyMeggie]

Hey gang, tomorrow is voting day! Don't forget to do your research about school trustees and #protecttranskids

[Derek (He/ Him) @maximum__derek]

@eichlers__ Dream on

[Derek (He/ Him) @maximum__derek]

@CommonSense_Kid @JoeyOblivion @AsbestosRecords 🎵 Scrotal support,
Scrotal support 🎵

[Game Changer 👐 @GameChangerSam]

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