Cleatus Maximus

Full-time nerd who spends too much time trying to hit unrealistic KPIs/metrics, to satisfy my corporate overlords!

I often don't reply to illiterate retards.

[Cleatus Maximus @maximumclem]

@darwintojesus I've spent my entire 30+ year career working in the Seattle-area, in the "tech scene" where Atheists are very, very common. The only "ragey" folks are the Christians, butthurt that they can't force people to say grace at lunch, and Vegans mad at what is being served for lunch lol

[Cleatus Maximus @maximumclem]

@DerrickEvans4WV You're a traitorous POS.
https://t.co/aTTPudmr2r

[Ryan J. Reilly @ryanjreilly]

BREAKING: Jan. 6 felony rioter Derrick Evans — who yelled "Derrick Evans is in the Capitol!" as he live streamed himself storming the Capitol — is not headed back to the Capitol as a member of Congress, NBC News projects.

[Cleatus Maximus @maximumclem]

@tim_dake @ElijahSchaffer @WhisskeyTangoF You would kill the GOP, so this will never happen...

[Cleatus Maximus @maximumclem]

@RussNRoses @Frohen78 @darwintojesus You earned this lol

[Cleatus Maximus @maximumclem]

@ReformedDoc Christianity, a story that shitty people made up to make themselves feel better...

[Cleatus Maximus @maximumclem]

@Cernovich No area smokes more weed, per capita, than WA state...and none of this has happened.

Cernobich is being retarded as usual...

[Cleatus Maximus @maximumclem]

@PKenna33319 @DoubleDPads @RCallsign @jctx16 @DavidJHarrisJr You should embrace way more reality AND eat way less Crayola product retard.

[Cleatus Maximus @maximumclem]

@DoubleDPads @RCallsign @jctx16 @DavidJHarrisJr Both equally retarded notions...

[Cleatus Maximus @maximumclem]

@XVanFleet @elonmusk So fucking fake, I bet you're enjoying your gains from the stock market tho huh?

[Cleatus Maximus @maximumclem]

@SaltyMarine03 @Phoenix2A_1980s I love it, just a retard doing performance art for his retarded MAGA cult...a continuation of "owning the libz" - the retard (and entire GOP) has no real platform. The irony is that Trump is going down hard and it's you Trump nut-licking stooges that will seethe over his loss...

[Cleatus Maximus @maximumclem]

@saras76 That's even more impressive than that time you showed your butthole to the Internet!

[Cleatus Maximus @maximumclem]

@GarenMain721 @GoldenNoel @Spike71212605 @MaTTFLaMMaBLe @cenkuygur lol/FAIL

[Cleatus Maximus @maximumclem]

@GoldenNoel @Spike71212605 @MaTTFLaMMaBLe @cenkuygur Performance art by a retard, for retards.

[Cleatus Maximus @maximumclem]

@darwintojesus You don't even know what an Atheist is you retard

[Cleatus Maximus @maximumclem]

@GarenMain721 @GoldenNoel @Spike71212605 @MaTTFLaMMaBLe @cenkuygur try that again in English

[Cleatus Maximus @maximumclem]

@JohnStrandUSA @MarkFMiddleton @JaliseMiddleton It must really suck to be as retarded as John...
https://t.co/HPcNARaPrY

[Cleatus Maximus @maximumclem]

@thesovereignceo "So in closing, I've found a group of retards that I can more easily grift off of..."

[Cleatus Maximus @maximumclem]

@quandangle69 @QuestionErythng @wendelltalks This is prolly the most retarded thing I've read today, GREAT JOB lol

[Cleatus Maximus @maximumclem]

@72ps @wendelltalks Are you talking about getting molested by a Priest?

[Cleatus Maximus @maximumclem]

@HectorGU @MaTTFLaMMaBLe @cenkuygur You really don't understand how the Overton Window works. Oh well, get ready to cope/seethe when Trump loses lol

[Cleatus Maximus @maximumclem]

They were regular Americans that didn’t have weaponry, as they were correctly screened. All of those people love Trump, including the thousands upon thousands waiting roadside just to catch a glimpse of Trump. We, the people, love him. You’ll never know real joy in supporting a candidate that loves us back.