Lo B.S 💚🍀

Pvamu ALUMNA| She/ Her

[Christine 🏳���‍⚧️♻️ comms open @wishmemellon]

This week on Twitter has taught me that the vast majority of you guys are unaware of Achilles and his cross dressing adventures

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Twitter chuds: Achilles is the MANLIEST of all MEN he is so STRONG and MANLY.

Achilles: mix my ashes with Patroclus's so we can be together forever.

[🏳️‍⚧️eve @eeveeith1nk]

this is a form of ethnic cleansing

[Lo B.S 💚🍀 @maxinechaaaa]

The way she paid off my balances for the second half of college…. EACH SEMESTER. Will always respect her !

[Complex @Complex]

MacKenzie Scott donates $70M to Meals on Wheels to help seniors in need. Full details: https://t.co/PBmu95r26P

[xo @dilfgirl0]

if houston had public transportation and even marginally more walkability it would easily be the best city in the world to me

[🛡️JAWN of Arc ⚔️ @HerbGoddezz]

This why I’ll alway be a civilian cuz WTF you mean you’re shocked that I told who robbed meeee??!!!

[Champagne Mami. @_r_Dee]

Trump on the campaign trail: “I can shoot a man in the middle of street and they’d still vote for me”

[That Blame Guy @ImToBlame]

Biden got smoked over egg prices. Trump done ruined the entire economy in less than a year in office and it’s mostly crickets about it.

[𝓔💕 @_aureliamoon]

You not gonna hurt my feelings by calling me broke. I don’t wanna pay $2,000 for a one bedroom apartment. I don’t wanna pay $100 to fill my tank, I don’t wanna pay $600 every two weeks on groceries.

Yeah, I’m poor as hell idc lmao.

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

If farmers are telling you there is going to be a global food shortage in less than 6 months, we need to listen.

[Wonderkitty, Eldritch Orca🏴‍☠️ @TehWonderkitty]

I swear 50% of societal issues are because parents just refuse to have potentially uncomfortable conversations with their children and have for generations.

[KenHeLive @KenHeLive]

Do you realize how hilarious he is for hiding a white grandpa in the cut until he really needed him? This nigga is generational. This is funnier than any skit he’s made. Lmao

[lindy @Lindyyay]

Nobody was team Jacob for Bella. They wanted that racially ambiguous wolf for themselves

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

27% of the U.S. National Debt is from spending under Trump’s presidencies.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

It’s incredible to watch them concede every argument we’ve ever made in real time.

[Marc Lamont Hill @marclamonthill]

Kwanzaa is 100% a real holiday. The proof is that we (Black people) observe and celebrate it. ALL holidays are invented/made up. Just because White people didn't create it doesn't make it less real.

[The Money Cruncher, CPA @money_cruncher]

If you win the $1.6 BILLION Powerball jackpot (4th largest EVER), here are 8 things to do immediately:

1. DO NOT declare yourself the winner YET. Do this first before claiming...

[Tony Statovci @tonystatovci]

I’m ngl, yall didnt fw Teen wolf like i fw Teen wolf 💯