Kylie Scarborough

Author of romance/erotica and purveyor of witty tweets that are mostly vulgar and highly inappropriate. Definitely NSFW.

[Kylie Scarborough @maxinedonner]

My Wish for 2021 is that the incredible ladies (and Janine) @podlandercast do a recap of @bridgerton because that shit was so tight. Thank you @podlandercast for everything you did last year - it made my commute manageable.

[Kylie Scarborough @maxinedonner]

#WomensMarch2018 are we moving yet?!? We're standing still at 77thstreet

[Darian Brasher @darianbrasher]

Headline: "#Trump pulls out of Virginia."
Is it the state, or simply a woman named Virginia?
#Virginia #election2016 https://t.co/4xzMLlb5kP

[Kylie Scarborough @maxinedonner]

#IOnceOverheard someone talk about being sexually assaulted. It wasn't funny and that's kind of the point @realDonaldTrump

[Kerri Buckley @BuckleyKerri]

Da-yum. https://t.co/MeRqGpC6Nv

[Kylie Scarborough @maxinedonner]

I think undecided voters need to come up w/better questions & the moderators should turn off their mics when they don't answer the question

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

We're gonna take a 5 minute break for Mr. Trump to blow his nose. #debate

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

Hillary should say "Donald, why don't you blow your nose. Also, I killed Bin Ladin." #debate

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Wouldn't it be awesome if in the middle of it Hillary took out a tic tac

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

BREAKING: Donald Trump officially out of fucks.
#Debate

[Kylie Scarborough @maxinedonner]

#debate i'm cooking #hellofresh and getting ready to watch these guys roast each other...i mean debate each other...

[Kylie Scarborough @maxinedonner]

@tmorello loved every minute you guys were on stage. So glad you're getting Raged up. Best of luck on the new tour #takethepowerback

[Kylie Scarborough @maxinedonner]

@tmorello said once "it was a rare female fan we had at our show." Just FYI, I am female, a huge RATM fan, and went to two of your shows.

[thingsmydickdoes @TMDickDoes]

📷 https://t.co/Q3j9KBhvxE FINALLY. After testing out 8 million different sites, we... https://t.co/5TZhYPBlrL

[Kylie Scarborough @maxinedonner]

@TMDickDoes hahaha! The female condom.... Hahahah! Good luck explaining that to him Simon.

[thingsmydickdoes @TMDickDoes]

📷 The Little Dude was so happy with our recent care package from OMGCondoms that he INSISTED we do a fun... https://t.co/OY0uhj35Ua

[Kylie Scarborough @maxinedonner]

@TMDickDoes I agree. The grammar is atrocious!

[Kylie Scarborough @maxinedonner]

@TMDickDoes sweet Jesus that's as big as an eggplant!

[thingsmydickdoes @TMDickDoes]

Pants. Off.

[Kylie Scarborough @maxinedonner]

@TMDickDoes feels weird to whom? I'm feeling _just fine_ looking at you in those pants... Hotness!!