Max Darby

Long suffering New York Mets fan

[Max Darby @maxjdarby]

Fantastic view of the parade - God Save the King!

[Max Darby @maxjdarby]

So glad to see oomf having a lovely meal at a Greek restaurant, I bet the comments are all from people who love and appreciate Greek cuisine and definitely not bizarre angry nationalists arguing about the Ottoman providence of keba-

[Ads🐂 @adsfig5]

God bless the nation and people of Greece

[Max Darby @maxjdarby]

@adsfig5 I live in fear whenever I see something Austro-Hungarian related from you because there’s a serious chance the oomf being blasted is me

[SP @sspencerukk]

They’re calling it the most Friday Thursday on record

[Max Darby @maxjdarby]

Clearly someone is unaware of niche US presidential history

[Juice 🧃 @Juicecryptic]

first in my bloodline to see a human get assaulted by a rabbit

[Max Darby @maxjdarby]

My wonderful girlfriend doesn’t really care about politics but she’s nailed it today

When I explained what a reshuffle was she described it as being "basically a recoupling in love island but everyone is middle aged"

[Max Darby @maxjdarby]

Tonight the whole world celebrates. An ancient evil has been defeated and justice has been served

[Max Darby @maxjdarby]

For one night only I pledge allegiance to the Kingdom of Spain and the House de Bourbon

Viva España
Viva el Rey
Abajo Argentina

[Oli Dugmore @OliDugmore]

Small consolation, but England’s rugby team have just battered Argentina, who played in 1986 World Cup Maradona jerseys.

Seven players sent to the sin bin, England prop Ellis Genge hitting the Enzo Fernandez celebration, stadium mostly dead silent. Thanks for coming lads 👍

[Max Darby @maxjdarby]

In conclusion your honour:

FIFA are corrupt and hate England
Argentina are dirty cheaters
The England players were lions to a man betrayed by dodgy manager decisions
The Falklands are still British
We should refloat the Belgrano just to sink it again

[Falkland Islands @falklands_utd]

Believe. 🦁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Ads🐂 @adsfig5]

#nw in prep for tomorrow 😎

[Max Darby @maxjdarby]

@lukerobertblack Really sorry to hear this Luke, people like you are the future of our party, not these muppets harassing you.

[The Rest Is History @TheRestHistory]

Tom Holland meets a fan

[Sutton United @suttonunited]

Thoughts and prayers currently with the Scotland fans who have been knocked out for a fourth time this tournament

[Ministry of Defence 🇬🇧 @DefenceHQ]

Norway may row. But England roars 🦁🦁🦁

Good luck tonight team, from our Armed Forces around the world! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@England

[Tom Holland @holland_tom]

Mexico’s failure to send on the Owl Warrior where they lost it https://t.co/ch6HTtOhcH

[Max Darby @maxjdarby]

HARRY KANE FOR PM 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[James Heale @JAHeale]

Mass England booing every time there’s a hydration break

[Max Darby @maxjdarby]

Nation of lions

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨NEW: Kent police has thanked a van driver for assisting an armed officer chasing a suspect in Thanet https://t.co/tDsW1YjCiQ

[Lewis Goodall @lewis_goodall]

Steve Bray blasting Ode to Joy, ruining nationally historic moments like this for us and posterity, is a complete disgrace. A yob.