Mads Johansen

Developer (he/him) from Tromsø, Norway

[Mads Johansen @maxjohansen]

@climagic Bersonal computer

[pulling on a revolving door to open it for a lady @guydebort]

it cannot be overstated how much moving blue checks to the top of the replies has ruined this site irreparably

[cabby @cabby]

lmao

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

TAKE A MINUTE OF YOUR DAY TO BE NICE TO SOMEONE YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH

[Dennis Farrell @DennisFarrell]

Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) tweeting a coded message

[@emilymbender.bsky.social @emilymbender]

To co-sign, retweet:

[worms cited @christapeterso]

people stopped saying “just fucking google it” because that does not really work anymore

[Patricia Lockwood @TriciaLockwood]

me, lightly touching miette with the side of my foot: miette move out of the way please so I don’t trip on you

miette, her eyes enormous: you KICK miette? you kick her body like the football? oh! oh! jail for mother! jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[Vincent Bevins @Vinncent]

Uh-oh, Elon Musk has caught a Twitter-specific mental disease. You've seen it before. Someone or some group on here has owned him so bad that he is re-aligning his whole life and worldview to prove them wrong. Happens all the time, but only Musk may blow up a planet as a result

[wolf pupy @wolfpupy]

i hit the hay all day mother fucker. 24 hour sleep cycle. if you awake you a fake. its bed time bitch

[Mads Johansen @maxjohansen]

@folkekrav Aldri for tidlig å lære dem hva en falsk dikotomi er 😜

[trash jones @jzux]

“what’s stopping you from-” listen i am so so sleepy

[Mads Johansen @maxjohansen]

@jonathrg Energidrikk med juletema burde hete joulebrus

[Riker Googling @RikerGoogling]

is it normal to be tired all the time

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

Like shooting fish in a barrel: