Max Jordyn

I like pepper

[Max Jordyn @maxjordyn]

My 🌎

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@PHATllama I’m disappointed.

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@_rileynicole Cutie!!

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@GeeGirl7 Because the best Sunday ever happened in this bar, in this picture, at college.

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@ril3ymichelle Cutie

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

Me happily listening to the same 6 songs everyday

[Scott Teague @garysteague]

Me and my bros

[Max Jordyn @maxjordyn]

@Jacob_May12 God. If only I knew what it was like to be as cool as Jake May.

[micheal @vandercunts]

no one:
the target self checkout camera: you are the ugliest mother fucker to ever walk this planet

[Max Jordyn @maxjordyn]

@jakewilldesign The things you tweet to get women... sheesh

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@Jacob_May12 *45 seconds

[Max Jordyn @maxjordyn]

Does this work

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@Lil_Livers @nochaseJace Lmao Jace, you’re not fooling anyone with that guitar

[Max Jordyn @maxjordyn]

@femaleorganism Hey sis 👋

[Max Jordyn @maxjordyn]

@Jacob_May12 On you, yes

[Max Jordyn @maxjordyn]

@Jacob_May12 Best behavior while I’m gone

[Max Jordyn @maxjordyn]

@Jacob_May12 Stop

[Max Jordyn @maxjordyn]

@jakewilldesign Lol it was all out of love

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My sister is officially the grossest human being on this planet...