Maxwell J. Goof

Blackjack Dealer at the Flavourtowne Casino //////// Assistant Fiction Editor @StoneboatWI

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Robert Eggers should make a buddy comedy with Ed Begley Jr and Katt Williams

[Master of the Flying Jetski @jetskitosway2]

wait she's kinda giving Tim Robinson here

[Nick Kapur @nick_kapur]

Compelling essay by sci-fi writer Ted Chiang on why LLMs are nowhere near consciousness, but why it serves the interests of LLM companies to constantly suggest that they might be.

I've pulled one quote below, but the whole article is worth reading.

[Stereogum @stereogum]

This week, ‘Six Feet Under’ turns 25 and Death Cab For Cutie release ‘I Built You A Tower.’ Seems like a good time to revisit Claire and her friends’ AMT trip. #tbt

[Queso @djbitchtits]

condom sex is a good way to let ur partner know that u dont love or trust them..

[Rogue Fashion @rogue]

Throwback to when someone listed this authentic 1970s Grimace suit on eBay for $2,500

[ms wiener mcgee @fartbuttsex30]

of course i cum fast, we’re fucking on stolen land

[🏴based opossum🏴🚬 @CrustPunk161]

Filling my tank up with cheaper indiana gas to buy cheaper michigan weed then down to kentucky for cheaper cigarettes

[raverobber @djraverobber]

How it feels to just not shower and be fat

[Pink Floyd battle vest @flieldy]

Tool is not “math rock” they are progressive butt rock

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

I can’t draw, so imagine a Chinese baby turning it nose up for the rice. Chinese says::”you know, there are starving people in America!”

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

I believe that 🗣️
-Connor O'Malley's new video is extremely funny
-OBAA is a great film that I dearly loved
-Dr. Robby is a good man and a good boss

[Richard Lawson @rilaws]

This is really a win for Uncle Buck

[Nick @fin0cchi0]

Jobs for intellectual dilettantes. Dilettante jobs near me. Dilettante salary

[Roger Boylan @BoylanRoger]

William Faulkner heading into a barn.