Max Keisler

My 6th grade teacher told my parents I would never get an ulcer. So far, she's right.

[Max Keisler @maxkeisler]

@EmmyAnn412 @DaveDiCello Haha I wish it was! What an awesome pic

[Max Keisler @maxkeisler]

@benkristofic Shoulda just added one of these as the cherry on top

[Max Keisler @maxkeisler]

Also this could totally be a Hulk Hogan/Ultimate Warrior thing where Brady is Hogan and definitely doesn't want to pass the torch.

[Max Keisler @maxkeisler]

Ok I don't like Tom Brady, but a Brady/Mahomes Super Bowl is $$$ for the NFL and has a good passing the torch vibe. (Are we sure these games aren't rigged?)

[Max Keisler @maxkeisler]

I'm on board with the Pirates fully rebuilding now, but also this makes me want to walk into the ocean.

[Danny Vietti @DannyVietti]

Since 2017, the Pirates have traded away all of:

• Gerrit Cole
• Tyler Glasnow
• Austin Meadows
• Josh Bell
• Jameson Taillon
• Joe Musgrove
• Starling Marte
• Andrew McCutchen
• Corey Dickerson
• Francisco Liriano

[Max Keisler @maxkeisler]

@gladsonsam Hahah well 1) it is true and 2) I'm automatically skewed against Tom Brady because I'm a Steeler fan and am very comfy living on that block

[Max Keisler @maxkeisler]

Tom Brady in another Super Bowl? Borrringggg.

[Max Keisler @maxkeisler]

@benkristofic

[Max Keisler @maxkeisler]

@benkristofic This is the literal rebranding of the "athletics program"

[Max Keisler @maxkeisler]

Wut.

[Duquesne Athletics @GoDuquesne]

Bold. Modern. Fierce.

#GoDukes • #WallpaperWednesday

[Max Keisler @maxkeisler]

Also please take that marketing company and launch it into the sun

[Max Keisler @maxkeisler]

When I go to your school for SPORTS MARKETING, and then you go with this genius attempt at rebranding for the bajillionth time, it makes me want my tuition money back

[Max Keisler @maxkeisler]

@benkristofic This makes me want my tuition money back

[Max Keisler @maxkeisler]

Final update:

[Max Keisler @maxkeisler]

Another update:

[Max Keisler @maxkeisler]

@benkristofic Literally on my turntable right now...it’s like you know me

[Max Keisler @maxkeisler]

@benkristofic Haha fair enough. I only saw this after the Christmas celebrations