Boyztothemax (They/She)

Actor, Singer/Songwriter, Drag Goblin, Ice cream enthusiast. They/Them, Terminally Fey.

[Boyztothemax (They/She) @maxkile]

Me: *at work*
Glass: *shatters*
Every single Minnesotan: "Ope!"

[isha @MibshaD]

*uterus sheds its lining and REGENERATES itself every month*

“a human organ that can self-regenerate - hmm… that’s not interesting at all, let’s never study this.”

-the medical community

[𝙻𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚍𝙰𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎 🇨🇦 @LeaveHeardAlone]

This is exactly the kind of censorship that artists are worried about with these massive studio mergers btw

[Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz]

Stop using the industry PR term “age verification” and start calling it what it is: ID checks for the internet

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

when we say “crime is a social construct”.

what we mean is that you, as an individual, can go to jaił for littering but a corporation can poıson the air, the soil, and the water of an entire town, and no one will go to jaił.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

It should be bigger news that Jeffrey Epstein’s billionaire associate, who is contracted to build Trump’s mass surveillance state, is hosting a secretive retreat with other oligarchs to discuss cult-building, World War 3-prepping, and get sex tips.

Epstein Island never ended.

[yung🛠walken @as_a_worker]

Quite a coincidence that every country in the western world is simultaneously proposing similar censorship agendas over the internet at exactly the same time

[𝕊𝕠𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥 𝕊𝕪𝕤𝕒𝕕𝕞𝕚𝕟 💾 @reset_by_peer]

The fact that that they’re pouring from 1 gallon bottles instead of pulling up a tanker truck and hooking it up directly to the pumping system is a strong indicator that someone low on the totem pole got yelled at and had to improvise by sending some interns on a home-depot run.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

ridiculous that we have all these supposed billionaire geniuses running around, and their greatest innovation of our lifetime has been stealing our personal data to sell us targeted ads.

[Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz]

Studies in AUS found that since the social media ban went into effect teenagers are significantly less educated on news and events and more ignorant on what’s going on in the world. This is the goal. Western govts saw the rise of the information age and are seeking to quash it

[Joey Ferris @FerrisWheelPro]

Nothing screams "technology of the future" like having to apologize for using it.

[Snøw @sn0wh1mb0]

Literally the most unsettling sound on earth. Shit sounds like a horror movie soundtrack.

[Tea Time with Teha 🥂🐺🪶🎀🦋🔻 @TehaTeaTime]

This was never charged as a hate crime btw! America has absolutely failed.
Never forget.

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

Can’t stop thinking about how Wall Street is celebrating Elon Musk becoming the world’s first trillionaire, while he single handedly eliminated humanitarian aid that will lead to the needless deaths of 4.5 million of the poorest children in the world in the next 4 years.

[jezz @JezziiB]

Elizabeth Warren’s proposed 3% tax on people with over $100M in wealth would generate $30B in revenue each year on Elon Musk’s fortune alone. That’s about how much the US spends each year on affordable housing subsidies.

Tax. The. Rich.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I want a refund on every minute I spent in 8th grade learning that monopolies are illegal and that our government would protect us from greedy men....

[🍀Anna🍀 @banannerbread]

They changed the law so he could steal from your parents' retirement accounts to do this by the way

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Capitalism is neat because the world's first trillionaire had the resources to end global hunger and instead actively chose to starve hundreds of thousands of people to death

[Cone @Lol8ball]

The Japanese phone camera noise should be forced world wide.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

There’s literally a children’s board game whose whole premise is showing how free market capitalism ends with one person owning everything while everyone else goes bankrupt.