'Anti-woke' comics will constantly cry about 'clapter' but if you watch the Hinchcliffe special it's literally a room of morons clapping along as he stumbles through hack, racist jokes and shitty crowd work.
There are literal silences where the show just flops or punchlines don't land and his crowd doesn't know what to do so they start spontaneously clapping and cheering to convince themselves they haven't been scammed into watching a terrible comic.
> started a war for Israel
> pretended it was because of nukes
> lost the war
> pays $300 billion to Iran
> Iran now has ballistic missiles
> oil prices are higher
> world economy destabilised
> embarrassed the US
> pretends it’s a win
>Give $14M no-bid contract to your friend to paint the pool blue
>Pool turns green anyway because algae grows in warm stagnant water
>Pour hydrogen peroxide into the pool to kill the algae
>The hydrogen peroxide peels off the blue paint
Paint was seen peeling from the floor of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in Washington, D.C. on Thursday, weeks after a $14 million renovation that included a new color President Trump called “American Flag Blue.”
🚨TRUMP IS SEVERELY MENTALLY ILL:
Trump reveals he wanted to award himself the Congressional Medal of Honor but his Admin notified him he couldn’t. “I couldn't find anything where I was actually worthy.”
Trump was a draft dodger and never served. This is an absolute disgrace.
The actress who played Lilo should not have been allowed to die of a curable disease because she was homeless and couldn't afford medical care before her body had already given out.
The actress who played Lilo should not have been allowed to die at 35 less than a year after the live-action remake came out.
Disney should ashamed when any of its brilliant creatives die of poverty while its shareholders line their pockets with billions.
The Criterion Collection is teasing a big Stanley Kubrick Complete Collection box set.
Thinking 4K UHD + Blu-ray and expecting a holiday-timed release, but we'll see.
https://t.co/9BcrNV0S4T
More soon!
First it was $40 billion to Venezuela and now it’s $300 billion to Iran
This is the price of the Epstein files. This is the cost of electing a pedophile. I never want to hear conservatives say we don’t have money for shit ever again
He’s been catholic, Mormon, Baptist, anti-Trump, pro-Trump, pro-immigrant, anti-immigrant, anti-Iran war, pro-Iran war…
The man has no identity outside of opportunism.
The man is @marcorubio and he is a disgrace.
The contrast says everything.
Under President Biden, America stood shoulder to shoulder with the world’s democracies, respected, trusted, and leading again.
Under Trump, America looks isolated, awkward, and alone.
One president rebuilt our alliances.
The other reminds the world why they matter.
Hey MAGA, Trump never destroyed all of Iran's ballistic missiles. Also, he said they can have them now. Actually, he's telling you they need ballistic missiles now.
You guys had enough yet?
My friend Jamie Raskin is one of the most careful and principled people in Congress. So when he says the director of the FBI may be running a taxpayer funded slush fund, I pay attention.
Here is what he found.
Kash Patel directed more than $1 million in bonus payments to a small circle of agents in his inner circle and on his security detail.
Some were getting nearly $8,000 every two weeks on top of salaries that were already maxed out at the federal ceiling. A number of them collected close to $40,000 over consecutive pay periods.
The payments came so fast that the FBI’s bonus reserve accounts ran dry and some checks bounced.
So who got the money?
Agents on Patel’s so-called "director’s advisory team."
That is the unit created in 2025 and described internally as a payback squad, built to dig up dirt on the law enforcement officials who investigated Trump and his allies.
Raskin has given Patel until June 29 to account for every payment, every recipient, and any internal review of whether this was even legal.
Patel should answer for all of it.
https://t.co/HZPeRJ2Kqg
🇺🇸 Trump on 23 March 2026: "I started the war for regime change in Iran. We won. We wiped out their whole regime."
🇺🇸 Trump on 16 June 2026: "I don’t believe in regime change. Never works."🤣
This man is a habitual liar.