Max Mazzarino

PA-C

[Pustinjski skočimiš🫧🪼 @PSkocimis]

Gays complimenting each other:

[Ben @urbenist]

BIG THINGS ARE HAPPENING IN THE HOT DOG SPACE

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain

[braylonnn @braylon125]

I only drive bad when there’s people in the car so maybe y’all the problem

[Max Mazzarino @maxmazzarino]

This is going to go down as one of the best weeks in Twitter history

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

On this date in 2005:
Gas was 2 dollars a gallon
The iPhone didn’t exist
MySpace was the most popular social media platform in the world
Steph Curry was in high school
Mbappé was 6 years old
Charli D’amelio was 1
Also this show premiered…

[Len @NOB7Ez]

It's over guys :(

[Animation Tweet City 2 @AniTweetCity2]

Mr Krabs?

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[madison @madisonvanhalen]

Breaking news from the Garden State Parkway: another rest stop name has been updated

[Andrew Schiavone @aschiavone]

Shout out to nyc for not being able to catch a homicidal maniac but able to catch me whenever my meter has expired for 1 minute

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

SpongeBob doesn’t talk about 2008 #KCA

[Max Mazzarino @maxmazzarino]

You ever sit down with your internal monologue after a social interaction like “we really bombed that shit”

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Russians can no longer pay for Netflix and Spotify with their bank cards, they also can no longer use Apple pay or Google pay. Before we get rid of cash and go fully down this path, it's worth thinking both about the fragility of the system, and who can turn it off and on.

[Rolos Ma @exmxn97]

Good Morning

[jordan @JordanUhl]

conservatives on life support

[Jason @jasonosia]

The plan? create a Hinge profile that specficially targets women who make viral TikTok's about dating in order to increase West Elm furniture sales