JUST MAX

I don’t proof read any tweets that I put out

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"mainly I just wanted more money to gamble with"

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Dutch trains to be specific

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Seeing matching PJ’s is officially the biggest ick of life …. Don’t do it fellas

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Dutch toilet paper is sand paper, no triple layered velvet soft paper over here

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@GWRHelp I’m hoping selling this tut to the public makes you enough money to operate your trains a little better

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@GWRHelp You where shut the whole of yesterday, what the fuck where you guys doing, maybe you should speak to Lego for some building materials

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@GWRHelp Good afternoon @GWRHelp, just wandering something, my toy train set when I was 5 was made out of plastic and cost me £50, and even then these train where more on time and the track didn’t break ever. So why do yours break every other* day?

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@GWRHelp Another day another absolute fuckery, you may as well pull my pants down and rob me at the same time

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@GWRHelp I think you win the Award for the worst company in the world. WIZZ AIR is more on time than you

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Better start learning Dutch

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Fuck me, I think I’ve bitten off more than I can chew

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I’m fucked , I have no idea what I want for breakfast

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After waiting 8 years for another Matrix, I’m a little upset with what I just watched

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Poo number 1 complete

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The bus to Tilehurst is the worst , never again is this my route home

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I’ve fucking left my washing outside in this amazing weather and now it’s raining fuck off

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London marathon is 30 ish days and I have the lungs of a 40 year old who’s been smoking 10 a day

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I’m getting the hang of this DYI thingy , call me a handy man

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How am I sitting in a garden that I actually own ... strange thought that

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House confirmed T- 8 days