Max Smith

Fiscally Promiscuous, Self-Certified & obviously cool.

[Max Smith @maxsmith]

POV: you had a cig, coffee & got back in the game

[Max Smith @maxsmith]

Pokémon is gay

[Max Smith @maxsmith]

So how many IG’s have people lost so far

[Max Smith @maxsmith]

Imagine being the type of person who gives a solitary fuck about how much water is used for AI

[Max Smith @maxsmith]

Next time you buy a MacBook buy MORE RAM not storage

128GB Ram
Paired with
4TB SSD

Will make you 10x more efficient

[Max Smith @maxsmith]

W ad

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇺🇸 Drake named a girl in his song. She called him out.

Julia Filippo, ØF star, is threatening to sue Drake after he claimed that she was in his bed on his new album ICEMAN.

Her version: they had dinner, she ghosted him. That's it.

[Max Smith @maxsmith]

Business so good everyone swears it’s money laundering

[Kumar🇺🇸 @datarade]

OnlyFans is primarily a way for money laundering-as-a-service racket to clean dirty narco-cash to finance intelligence operations for a specific country.

None of the influencers are making anywhere near the money claimed because they're a front.

They're recruiting more users so it makes it easier to "conceal" the transactions.

Pull the https://t.co/HCNJ16ZyD3 and https://t.co/iAc5CFFBxb user data on US men.

What's missing?

[Max Smith @maxsmith]

@gaspardlezin All relative but supreme, Yeezy / sneakers, street wear in general was just different back before

[Max Smith @maxsmith]

2014-2018*

[Gap | Suby @gaspardlezin]

As an ex-reseller, let me tell you something:

The new generation of resellers are straight up beggars.

These guys camp out for DAYS, just to make $500 profit on the Swatch x Audemars Piguet collab.

We’re far from the 2020-2021 era when 8-10x flips were the norm. 💀

[Max Smith @maxsmith]

BBL Influencer 💀💀

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

BBL influencer, 32, mowed down by car outside Soho nightclub dies https://t.co/EdmZCivB9L

[Max Smith @maxsmith]

Why would you larp as a boxer / fighter when you can just play the sport you enjoy / you’re good at

[Max Smith @maxsmith]

Why does the X search function not work at all, was already shit enough

[Max Smith @maxsmith]

Games gone

[Ant @AnthonyLapietra]

this girl is a prostitution guru with a vsl offer to sell her course

[Max Smith @maxsmith]

Tap one Japanese post and entire feed becomes Japanese 🫠

[Max Smith @maxsmith]

OnlyFans is probably going to make a lot more money.

Maybe now there will be an owner who will actually update the platform more than only once every 5 years.

[Max Smith @maxsmith]

@trenev__ @jesse_vermeulen https://t.co/9hCgXbmuW3

[Max Smith @maxsmith]

1 guy - 1 hour = $7950

[Max Smith @maxsmith]

OnlyFans is simply a Money Glitch

[Max Smith @maxsmith]

@camjodev @onlinedopamine It’s a real woman

[Max Smith @maxsmith]

@lordmiles Lucky you didn’t get stabbed