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I'm 47 and I like computers and computer games and kids and Chuck E. Cheeses' and Playstation and Popes especially Pope Jerry Softbottom. Page me. 626-867-5309
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Joined May 2012
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370 Followers
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If each cigarette cuts a day off your life, my still living and drunk aunt Janet should have died back in 1977.
Nothing takes the sting away from 4 hours of chemo like a wonderful Marlboro light.
Woke up this morning and discovered my dream catcher had committed suicide.
I can't wait to eat Bruce Jenner's pussy.
JUST EAT THE GLUTEN YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES.
Your kids macaroni necklace is fucking hidious.
Dear Islam, you're a cartoonish bunch of cunt murderers.
It's only gay if someone shows up wearing a bow tie. #ItsOnlyGay
It's just a matter of time until we all are enjoying the "Kool-aid Kwanzaa Bowl."
These domestic violence comercials make me want to strike somebody in the mouth.
I'm not talking about Janice, but I know a girl that has the stinkiest vagina and her name is not Janice. #SubTweet.
You call it a butthole, I call it the "7 day vagina."
You're not bipolar, you're just a cunt.
You telling me that my love making is more boring than your husbands is not helping anything Ruth Johnson.
I'm writing a children's play titled " Whatever is in uncle Tom's pants tastes like pennies." It's a autobiography of sorts.
"At least I'm not a Buccaneers fan." -- Raider fan.
Car trunks were originally invented to store Henry Ford's mother's dildos.
I like my ladies like my coffee, with buttholes.
RT if you're holding a penis.
My motorcycle gang yelled the "F" word at me, what does faggot mean?
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