Maxwell Inmon

he/him Only the most maxtastic and maxnificent twitterer who will maxmerize you with his maxulinity.

[Is Today Ted Danson's Birthday? @TedDansonBDay]

Today is Ted Danson’s birthday.

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@samuel_m05 I was at a Squid Game bar last week

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@dallas_indallas Literally in the same situation, but with less of a lead

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@CastonWood I love that of all sports mascots Gritty gets to attend this school

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

watching F9

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@Learnonaut I’m really surprised I could only find one theater in Chicago showing it

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Actually this deserves to be on there but I refuse to cut anything

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Doing the four favorite episodes of TV trend

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Plus four honorable mentions

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Mainly doing this to try to see what @mattmacgord and @skankinontables would pick

[Michael McKean @MJMcKean]

All wine is mulled wine when you think about it.

[Watchmen @watchmen]

#Watchmen begins in Tulsa, 1921 and explores the legacy of systemic racism in America. We’re proud to announce @HBO will make all nine episodes available for free this weekend on https://t.co/dvMR4HmhIR and On Demand, and will air a marathon of the series tomorrow at 1PM ET.

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@skankinontables Why did you tweet this while we were playing DND?

[andrew webster @A_Webster]

read the room isabelle

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@skankinontables You made it halfway through the special before saying “Life is too short” and leaving

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Don’t worry, this “sports bar” puts truffle on anything and serves port. My waiter can’t believe I’m taking them up on that, but yet here we are

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Want to throw some people off? Be me and go to a sports bar and ask for a table for one

[Pavel A. Samsonov @PavelASamsonov]

It's actually only "Helvetica" if it comes from the Helvetia region of Europe. Otherwise you have to call it "sparkling Arial"

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@skankinontables I don’t understand any perspective that views them as separate franchises.