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probably playing sims

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WHAT, & I can’t stress this enough, EVER

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Coming on Twitter got me feelin old af. Y’all just be sayin anything huh 🥴

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@dangerbartlett OH WORD?! I instantly just got embarrassed 😅 ooooooh the tumblr days

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I JUST WANT AN ASS WTF

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@AC_Holck Oh yeah, my record for steps in one day is 47,000+ lol. & it’s not too far off from that just on average. Wait, does your old man deliver in Grand Rapids?!

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@AC_Holck Unfortunately yes 😂😂 I still got a lil somethin but damn. Who would’ve thought walking 10-15 miles 6 days a week would make me lose weight 🙄 #iwantmybootyback

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Never in my LIFE has someone told me to “eat a sandwich” 🤔🤔🤔 but here we are

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Hey hoes

[SZA @sza]

I understand mental health is important..I jus want a bigger butt

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Don’t talk to me or my son every again

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Dude I don’t fuckin kno what good content is but here’s my dumb face & a reminder to leave a light on for your mail person & stop asking why we’re working so late WHATEVERRRRRRR

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You ever have an orgasm so fucking fantastic that you want to tell everyone?

[.ericka @Erickajamon]

what happened to Oh...
the..... plant...

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Twitter stories eh? Nah, hard pass

[PAUL @RAVENSCOON]

idk who needs to hear this, but i promise you’re not important enough for bill gates to microchip you

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@summerrcakes like AT ALL

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My age shows BIG when watching TikTok dance bullshit

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I’m sorry, WHAT 🤤🤤🤤

[Queens of Ra 𓂀 @queensofra]

Juniya dress is now available for preorder! Link in bio✨

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Guys.. um... America like, sucks