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Catfood, pissing, walking in circles

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They say you get grumpier as you get older - well I was born this way. You just get more opportunities to complain at my age - that's all.

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I can't even stand up properly on a carpet indoors - but do you hear me greeting about it on the news? NO!!!

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Grit!?!? These old gits moaning about the lack of it: "Oh - Ah cannae staun up oan the ice!"

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Ah well - festivities over. Just as well I'll have gvavy on my face for a few weeks yet as a wee reminder. I'm not washing - I don't care!

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Even though I can't see I thing, I have a feelinig that this kitchen is dead dark at 1:43am . . .

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I find the Sun, page for page, is far more absorbant

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'mon the master!

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Just been spammed by a cyber-bot-cat. Cannae biv bivvart wi that. Anyway, when's the conclusion of Dr Who?

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Happy new year. I've just worked out that I've spanned 3 decades! Bac of the net! :)

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Definitely something upstairs! Better set a trap. I know - a subtle combination of slippy pish and toxic/acidic jobbies

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Hame alane. Jo and her toy boy out on the guest list at The Arches, or The Tunnel - or are the bastards just upstairs? Cannae check to see

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Naeb'dae oot then?

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Or me, I suppose . . .

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A zebra

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What's black and white and ears like a horse?

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G'wan g'wan g'wan g'wan y'will Father Ted

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Father Jack Hackett. That priest pure loves his catnip!

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Lady Gaga? Not on your nelly! You know what they say: big nose, big c**k!

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It's not my fault, I'm only old . . .

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What's black and metal and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkings after a fire :)