MAX OCTOBER 23RD

//DARK HORSE 🐴 :
//BORN LAZY:
//PRIEST:
//SCORPIO ♏:
#KTBFFH
#CHELSEA
#EUROPEAN #CHAMPS
::…insomnia…::

[MAX OCTOBER 23RD @maxwellpersely]

That feeling of finally getting a girlfriend 😂😂😂

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

The holier the WhatsApp status, the luciferer the poster.

[ilence @Hilenceee]

Financial struggles have turned me into a bad son, a bad boyfriend, a bad brother and a bad friend.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

We are delighted to announce the signing of Italian defender, Marco Palestra! ✍️

[Eric @amerix]

Disrespectful people don't deserve your energy, attention, and value.

Don't offer your resources to people who insult you.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 Chelsea value Malo Gusto at £75m fee and not actively working to sell the French RB despite signing Marco Palestra.

Man City interest but no bids or club to club talks so far.

[Halimah Salmah @MaleAdvocate28]

"No babe, I'm on my periods"
Him:

[Brian @_Briankorir]

Please buy lunch for those students on attachment in your offices.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Dreams do come true. 💙

[England @England]

Welcome back to the #ThreeLions squad, @TrevohChalobah! 🤝

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Marc Cucurella has completed a permanent transfer to Spanish La Liga side Real Madrid.

Everyone at Chelsea FC would like to thank Marc for his efforts during his time at the club and for the role he played in our recent achievements.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Real Madrid reach verbal agreement to sign Marc Cucurella from Chelsea, HERE WE GO!

Verbal agreement in place between all parties, player too — he’s the left back wanted by Mourinho. Details to follow.

Cucurella leaves #CFC and joins Madrid after World Cup. ⚪️🇪🇸

[Hunter ♐ @eleven_KE]

Sisi wa humble background lazima tukule nyama mwisho after kuclear mboga na ugali.

[🧏🏾 @HawkesAFC]

world cup is too fake, why am i seeing Sergino Dest turn into Dani Alves at basically 3am😂

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Kenyan restaurants hung pictures of food they can't cook. Let me not even talk about kinyozi😡

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

These doctors collapsed after a 26-hour surgery trying to separate my relative's nose from my personal matters.

[Gaviria @Luciano420_M]

When my Taxin gives me direct orders to do laundry at 3am

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

After killing a cockroach

The ants 2 minutes later:

[UEFA @UEFA]

🏆 Referee announced for 2026 #SuperCup!

We're pleased to share that Somali referee Omar Artan will officiate the highly anticipated match between PSG and Aston Villa in Salzburg.

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

😂😂😂😂😂

[MAX OCTOBER 23RD @maxwellpersely]

@brian_tafari @Dokuh9 Just a handful