Max Willens

Music, Sports, Bile. Not necessarily in that order. Senior analyst at EMARKETER.

[Hubie Talks Hoops @HubieTalksHoops]

See now, this is an unfortunate situation here. Johnson goes for Fox’s hand, but instead he knocks his Johnson. You learn from the mistake and move on.

[Max Willens @maxwillens]

Prettttty convenient/gross that the T-Mobile wifi on this @united flight, which I should be able to use for free, doesn't seem to be working, but their wifi, which costs money, works just fine!

[six ppl in the room told prez @_prezidente]

Thibs really speed ran 4 months of experiments into 48 min and came out alive 😂🔥 this team defies comprehension

[Ishaan Tharoor @ishaantharoor]

A cursed age

[Max Willens @maxwillens]

Go buy this book immediately

[Ross Benes @RossBenes]

I wrote a book with @Kansas_Press about how we're living in a world shaped by Jerry Springer, Beanie Babies, early online porn, WWE Attitude Era, Insane Clown Posse, & 32 bit video games. You can now pre-order it!
https://t.co/7qdOY02Jyq

[Richard Kim @RichardKimNYC]

Straw donations are at the heart of the Adams indictment. @THECITYNY broke 2 huge stories about straw donors to his 2021 and 2025 campaigns.

https://t.co/YXLjl20KRe

[Sara Fischer @sarafischer]

Harris camp doing nothing wrong and Google, which is pretty strict about banning spammy ads, doesn’t see it as a consumer harm. News outlets just collateral damage in this weird ads tactic

[Max Willens @maxwillens]

Seems like the sort of tactic a judge or jury might take a dim view of

[Joseph Cox @josephfcox]

New from 404 Media: hundreds of websites are trying to block the AI company Anthropic from scraping their content, but are blocking the wrong bots, in part because AI companies are constantly launching new scrapers. Cat and mouse game https://t.co/HwK51UB0re

[Max Willens @maxwillens]

Lol at a pharmaceutical executive saying they're not going to keep Office 365 going because their legal department "is not all that interested in retaining transcripts from a discovery perspective of every meeting we have."

[Matt Harney @SaaSletter]

👀 Pharma CIO largely negative commentary on $MSFT Copilot

Via today’s MS CIO Survey Transcript

[Max Willens @maxwillens]

Good luck to X on their AI journey, I guess?

[Max Willens @maxwillens]

I see that The Information has embraced The New York Times's strategy of using its opinion pages as rage bait: https://t.co/5S4t8OaT06

[Evan DeSimone @MediaEvan]

Say a prayer for the push-notification teams.

[Sara Fischer @sarafischer]

Scoop: Google's threatening to pause all new Google News Initiative funding in U.S. if a new California ad tax bill becomes law
—It's been reaching out to outlets warning it may not be able to issue new grants nationwide if it's forced to pay the Cali tax
https://t.co/wcrzSvDLoQ

[Max Willens @maxwillens]

I’ll take three

[Dan Devine @YourManDevine]

Really hoping the bootleg shirt industry gets "I THINK THEY SAID, 'FUCK YOU'" up and running and on the streets of Midtown Manhattan before the night's out.

[Dan Devine @YourManDevine]

Really hoping the bootleg shirt industry gets "I THINK THEY SAID, 'FUCK YOU'" up and running and on the streets of Midtown Manhattan before the night's out.

[Max Willens @maxwillens]

I am excited for (and also dreading!) the stories that will surely come in a few months from reporters profiling/interviewing the people who are signing up for jobs like this one

[Max Willens @maxwillens]

Truly amazing non-answer

[Max Willens @maxwillens]

@shwinnypooh Everybody knows that tantrums and dick-kicking are common symptoms

[Max Willens @maxwillens]

@briancmahoney Led his team in dick-kicks too. Heroic stuff