Mallory Rodriguez

Nothing bad ever happened from picking up a great book! Except maybe loss a sleep cause you couldn't put it down.

[Mallory Rodriguez @maxxi_smiles]

If I created a poll would you participate

[Mallory Rodriguez @maxxi_smiles]

@mitchelmusso @julisssaaaaaa aren’t the yellows your favorite??

[TheRoyzeChronicles @RoyzyPooh]

I went to get my hair trimmed at the same Vietnamese hair salon I’ve been going to since middle school, and they have never failed to tell me how great it is that I lost weight.... 😂😂😂

[Mallory Rodriguez @maxxi_smiles]

@sashaalsberg Good luck 🍀👍

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

A Lunar Eclipse flat-Earther’s have never seen.

[Mallory Rodriguez @maxxi_smiles]

My plans this week? #SleepAllDay! What’s on your to-do list? https://t.co/bDqGqjvgKj

[MILEY @miley]

RUDE!!! Not pregnant just eating a shit ton of tufurkey

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

OK Roy, but I'm leaving my daughters at home! P.S. - wear that cute little leather vest https://t.co/scweglm2Fg

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

FYI: The very concept of a Super Moon is an embarrassment to everything else we call super: Supernova, Supercollider, Superman, Super Mario Bros.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Your professor appears to be what people of my generation call 'a bit of a dick.' https://t.co/0TSq0X17I9

[zane @zane]

he just quit smoking a day ago

[Rachel Schmitz @rschmity]

Me:
Is happily asleep

Nearby train:
First of all, everybody wake the fuck up

[Rachel Schmitz @rschmity]

#NewProfilePic

[Rachel Schmitz @rschmity]

My roommates hate my shower curtain (cause they're uncultured) and want to get rid of it but 1500 likes and it gets to stay pls help Nigel live forever

[Mallory Rodriguez @maxxi_smiles]

“Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.” @Geo_Antoinette #quoteoftheyear lol 😂 @JKFilms