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[max 🦊 @maxxiemeow]

Blade Runner 2049 over, thinking about strapping k down to a table and seeing how different replicants really are from humans

[max 🦊 @maxxiemeow]

He looks so pretty when he’s bleeding out 💖

[max 🦊 @maxxiemeow]

K served his purpose. I suppose I’m sad to see him go.

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

The funniest advice I ever got at work was when I was a mall Santa one of the older Santas told me “if you’re gonna drink on the job, drink peppermint schnapps because it smells Christmassy”

[do𝜄𝜄 🦊 @hourate_lawyer]

very cheerful and charismatic, the Sierra program definitely turned him into a loser

[max 🦊 @maxxiemeow]

@CoolerCount Drool over them

[max 🦊 @maxxiemeow]

This movie is so boriiiiiiing but at least it’s cyberpunk

[max 🦊 @maxxiemeow]

Blade Runner 2049

10 minutes: This system is flawed
30 minutes in: This is a feminist movie. Unfortunately.
1 hr in: Can the good police dog say woof? Good boy.

[max 🦊 @maxxiemeow]

Cry me a river I want to see how many times I can reboot his brain until he’s a drooling incoherent mess unable to say anything but his baseline test.

[max 🦊 @maxxiemeow]

@Eclipsality :3

[puppy 🔞 @larsdickprint]

gonna go smoke and fantasize about Luke putting out a cigarette on Driver’s hip while he’s got Driver bent over his motorcycle with Luke’s dick balls deep in his ass and completely neglecting his pussy

[max 🦊 @maxxiemeow]

@InSpaceWithLily YEAAA fingers crossed!!!

[max 🦊 @maxxiemeow]

Thank you for your genetic sacrifice Dr Ryland Grace

[puppy 🔞 @larsdickprint]

something something Ken getting gangbanged something something until there’s literal cum leaking out of his doll/ball joints from how many times he’s been came into something something something

[max 🦊 @maxxiemeow]

@InSpaceWithLily It’ll be ok!!! Mine and I bonded over my big mha poster,,,

[puppy 🔞 @larsdickprint]

I hate that this is even mildly arousing to me like fuck off

[max 🦊 @maxxiemeow]

@InSpaceWithLily Oh nothing crazy, I just was involved in the convention scene and got drunk in my dorm with my roommate (your roommate will either be your friend forever or no one)

[max 🦊 @maxxiemeow]

@InSpaceWithLily Ohhhh babe, the stories I have from college… none from high school I didn’t go outside

[max 🦊 @maxxiemeow]

@InSpaceWithLily No underage drinking!!! (Yeah that seems abt right)

[max 🦊 @maxxiemeow]

@InSpaceWithLily It’s about the same as a white wine!

[max 🦊 @maxxiemeow]

@InSpaceWithLily It’s 14.5% alcohol :)