Maxim I guess

you guys wanna start a fight? approachable douche. don't care about my pronouns, but I'll use yours.

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summary of my contribution to family group chats:

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Please don't let all the fuss over J Cole's "strictly dickly" line overshadow the rest of his verse, which is actually also fucking lame

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@Droobis_PR @spurs @Ticketmaster I'm so tired

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@Emaperidol Wearing a wire is some real narc shit

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@Emaperidol And spite

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@Emaperidol I should come for a visit sometime soon

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@Emaperidol Wonder if they did that so you can't buy the special key to get free cycles

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@Emaperidol I guess 5 years seems like an eternity to him because he's a fucking infant

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@Emaperidol That almost seems personal

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@Emaperidol @joerogan At least you've admitted you have a problem

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@Emaperidol Down so horrendous I dropped half a rack to keep getting shot down online

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@natureisviolent The ass whooping. Not even close IMO. I could've just said I talked too much shit

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@Emaperidol No, that's how not to get it with the wrong person. Close call.

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@comradeKW The surprise hits like a hammer tho

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@Emaperidol Instructions unclear. Made some children cry at work when I told them the truth about Santa

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@Droobis_PR Fr my teep lasted forever til I started seeing Megs. I bought like 1 pack during lockdown til October

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@comradeKW I think it's that keeping the person hanging on is like some sort of a win or conquest. And it feeds the ego. Plus she clearly lacks the capacity for empathy

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@comradeKW This made me flashback so hard my brain stopped working for a couple minutes. That's some monstrous shit

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@Emaperidol Dungeons n dragons irl? I wiiiiiish