Rachel May

Don’t do meth, do math. It’ll mess your head up twice as quickly

[Rachel May @may_r2002]

Cute bralettes are like toxic friends: they look good, but they offer no support and start to get uncomfortable after a while

[Rachel May @may_r2002]

@lankytwatmax Ha this tweet didn’t age well. Max you’re truly superior in every way

[Rachel May @may_r2002]

@lankytwatmax Wow okay this isn’t fair you have a better figure than me. And better style. And are generally better. Wow. Only way I’m winning is that I have the best human.

[Rachel May @may_r2002]

My sisters playing a PvP game on the wii:

8 y/o: I want a good character so I can win!

6 y/o: It’s not the character that makes me win, it’s me

Me in the kitchen: o.O

[Rachel May @may_r2002]

#singlelife

[Rachel May @may_r2002]

Fun fact:

[Rachel May @may_r2002]

@slimshadysbitch Lose yourself

[Rachel May @may_r2002]

@seacalled @RyanShuck5 @jk_rowling Oh ok, thank you. That’s quite disappointing that my childhood hero has said things like that

[Rachel May @may_r2002]

@RyanShuck5 @jk_rowling I’ve seen so many negative comments. What have I missed? What’s she said/done? I’m a massive Harry Potter fan, love JK, but I’m so confused?

[Rachel May @may_r2002]

@Elias_Scamander @jk_rowling Your English is brilliant :)

[Rachel May @may_r2002]

@Connor76291290 Gotta keep busy somehow 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Rachel May @may_r2002]

Lockdown is driving me mad. I just wanna see some people I’m not related to 😂

[Rachel May @may_r2002]

@Connor76291290 Tbh I’m fitter than I’ve ever been though 😂😂

[Rachel May @may_r2002]

@explicitxshady Lose yourself

[Rachel May @may_r2002]

@Shadyinfo Eminem x me

[Rachel May @may_r2002]

@lankytwatmax Anyone would be lucky to have you Big Mac. Don’t forget that. I miss you and as soon as I can I’ll be there to give you a hug and say something stupid x

[Rachel May @may_r2002]

What’s your biggest weird flex? I’ll start: I can perfectly fold a fitted sheet. #weirdflexbutok #boredinquarantine #COVIDIOTS #day44oflockdown #COVID19 #flex

[Rachel May @may_r2002]

@nestorplays Oh my god Jessie Paege my QUEEN

[meggo @CALMCLlFFORD]

wait i did it, go look

[Rachel May @may_r2002]

@wizardingworld Why’s it always me?
I’ll... I’ll fight ya

[Rachel May @may_r2002]

@lankytwatmax @ruby_magiggles You’re very welcome