Maya

Pitbull's number one fan

[Maya @mayacipp]

@sophie02090162 Now u have 2 followers! Should I come home too

[Maya @mayacipp]

When go on instagram explore for dank memes but all you get is hoes is costumes 😐

[Maya @mayacipp]

People say Pharell doesn't age but like have you ever seen RuPaul?

[Maya @mayacipp]

Less than 24 hours into her visit with her mom 😂😂

[Maya @mayacipp]

When someone assumes I don't speak Spanish

[Maya @mayacipp]

When you FaceTime your mom at 3 in the afternoon and she can't talk because she's at the dispensary... ok.

[Maya @mayacipp]

@melnisenson @rxjk13 Omg

[Maya @mayacipp]

@pagenieslanik I'll be there

[Maya @mayacipp]

@melnisenson https://t.co/c30nWWuMPr

[Louis Futon @louisfutonbeats]

LA! Retweet & tag a friend to win tix + hang w/ me Friday at @theroxy!

Remaining tix: https://t.co/IsYMMCJnOs

[Maya @mayacipp]

When you're so single your mom hopes you might meet someone by accidentally walking in to the men's bathroom...

[Maya @mayacipp]

So excited to announce that I have been selected to not care about what position you got on PAC. I'm truly humbled. God bless

[Maya @mayacipp]

@elenalo_ @MariiaChavez https://t.co/zYOMtRXNPV

[Maya @mayacipp]

@sophia_cip https://t.co/dSLNBvyyLr

[Maya @mayacipp]

UPDATE: things have gotten heated

[Maya @mayacipp]

Been trapped in a group message with 15 parents chaperoning some trip to Disneyland and they refuse to take me out 🙃

[Maya @mayacipp]

@melnisenson https://t.co/cSC5qFw3Hz

[#JustPortlandThings @JustPDXThings]

Sounds about right to me https://t.co/bjfW9Q3Z8m

[Maya @mayacipp]

When barb learns to use technology