meems

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[meems @mayagreenie5]

call me robert the way i’m pattin his son

[meems @mayagreenie5]

And now i’ve gotten to love you for the last 17 years

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Do you ever look at your pre-owned cat and think how could someone have not wanted you?? Someone didn't love you?? Absolutely insane

[meems @mayagreenie5]

Only time he doesn’t look suspicious and look what happened

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

Charmed (1998) - Season 5 Episode 11

[meems @mayagreenie5]

@katiopolis typical female experience

[meems @mayagreenie5]

@JQAfan George H2OW Bush

[meems @mayagreenie5]

I hear protein soda ads 5 times a day

[Secretary Kennedy @SecKennedy]

It's #NationalBurgerDay. The war on protein is over, and REAL American beef is back on the menu.

[meems @mayagreenie5]

Do you think ryan reynolds actually uses mint mobile

[meems @mayagreenie5]

nicotine ❤️

[The Cats 𝕏 @TheCatsX]

His name is the last thing you ate

[abby ⁴ @leahfridas]

they’re so fucking funny for this

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real.

[meems @mayagreenie5]

if i was catholic and a drag queen my name would be Ash Wednesday

[michael @worstmichael]

I’ve been drunk in almost every major metropolitan area in the United States and none compare to being drunk in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. This is as close to heaven as you can get

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

can everybody please be nicer to punxsutawney phil please. he’s just a little guy

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

The European mind can’t comprehend slightly prophetic groundhogs

[Paul Charchian @PaulCharchian]

Life as a Vikings fan right now:
-Aaron Rodgers wanted to play in Minnesota, wins his division.
-Bo Nix, taken one pick after JJ McCarthy, brings his team to the AFC Championship.
- Sam Darnold, who wanted to stay in Minnesota, leads the Seahawks to the NFC Championship game.

[✨Kei$ha✨ @GlamazonJay]

Philly DA got on national television telling ICE if they come to Philly with that shit they getting hit with a state charge that cannot be pardon by the president. Start arresting these mfs.

[Dylan @DudeSkipper]

I will never forgive y’all if we let this flop

[beau⋆｡𖦹 °.⋆❀˖° @b_isforbroke]

How it feels to be drunk and want a little kiss

[meems @mayagreenie5]

@WillReichard @Vikings @andrewdepaola @rjwright14_ #ProBowlVote @WillReichard @andrewdepaola @rjwright14_ 🤞🤞

[Will Reichard @WillReichard]

🎄 HOLIDAY GIVEAWAY 🎄

I will choose one person to get 2 tickets and 2 pregame field passes to watch pregame warmups to the @Vikings vs Lions game on Christmas Day

For a chance to win retweet and comment #ProBowlVote @WillReichard @andrewdepaola @rjwright14_

One person will be chosen at random

SKOL!

[Alejandro Villarreal @alamofilmguy]

An anecdote I cherish is Mandy Patinkin once asked Rob Reiner what The Princess Bride was about. Reiner said it’s about a grandfather telling his grandson that the most important thing in in the world is love. I think that’s beautiful.