Maya Herrera

perpetually confused

[Maya Herrera @mayaherrera16]

Me: 🍁🍂🍃🍁🍂🍃🍁🍂🍃🍁
🍃🍂🍁 Hello Fall 🍁🍂🍃
🍁🍂🍃🍁🍂🍃🍁🍂🍃🍁

My Brain: H E L L O F A L L

[Maya Herrera @mayaherrera16]

They can take away our lava lamps, but they can never take away our nerf guns. Those are hiding safely in our fridges.

[Bethany College KS @bethanynews]

Welcome to the U.S. @GretaThunberg! Inviting you to Lindsborg, KS (Little Sweden, U.S.A.) We would love to have you here and help spread your message! DM us for details!! #GretaToLBK #LittleSweden #WeStandWithGreta #BethanyCollegeLBK

[Maya Herrera @mayaherrera16]

Rafiki: Mufasa is alive!!

Maddy: Um... that is clickbait, Rafiki.

[Dr. Jeff Computers @JeffMyspace]

Civil engineer: Let’s build some bridges!

Rude engineer: fuck you

[Maya Herrera @mayaherrera16]

Not to be dramatic or anything but the Ruffles Double Crunch Zesty Cheddar Chips are the only things that keep me going

[Maya Herrera @mayaherrera16]

Toxic masculinity smells like salt and vinegar chips

[Maya Herrera @mayaherrera16]

Today I was told that I was "destined to be a children's book protagonist" so I guess I know what my future holds now.

[Maya Herrera @mayaherrera16]

@Cass_Cass24 It was a very tragic moment in my life!

[Maya Herrera @mayaherrera16]

One time I saw a Praying Mantis commit suicide and it still haunts me to this day.

[Devin Lytle (she/her) @devdevnumnums]

Theatre kids and ex theatre kids -

How much of our lives do you think we’ve spent “rolling up our spine, vertebra by vertebra?”

[Maya Herrera @mayaherrera16]

How to eat pineapple in 3 easy steps:

1: Eat the pineapple until your tongue hurts

2: Eat more to make sure that your tongue ACTUALLY hurts and you're not just a weak bitch

3: Sadly stop eating the pineapple and contemplate how something so beautiful could hurt you so much

[Maya Herrera @mayaherrera16]

Maddy just called me a "weenie" so we are officially 4 years old again.

[Maya Herrera @mayaherrera16]

Maddy's perfect man:
-Bright Eyed
-Bushy Tailed
-Hides in Trees and Bushes
- Doesn't Hibernate

A squirrel. She wants a squirrel.

[Maya Herrera @mayaherrera16]

@lunar_avery That's not true! You are so loved, Avery.

[relatable @byreIatable]

Friend: “When do you usually go to bed?”
Me: “Oh usually by 11 sometimes 4”

[Maya Herrera @mayaherrera16]

It's 2am and instead of going to bed, we are making Sims versions of our friends. It's not going well.

[Maya Herrera @mayaherrera16]

@Cass_Cass24 Come live with me!!!

[Maya Herrera @mayaherrera16]

Me: *trying to go to class*
Maddy: Don't leave! You're making my heart sad 😥