Maya🦋

tweets out here are #rare

[meow @swirli_e]

i don’t even be fucking around and i still find out

[Gannon Breslin @gannonbreslin]

Not right now babe I'm busy reading every single tweet Hunter Biden presses send on

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i am very self aware which unfortunately hasn't solved anything

[໊ @wynavira]

a girl like me should be in the sky sitting on a star

[໊ @soysabil]

everything gets revealed to you on a walk

[E🎀 @ElsSaidIt]

The problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

[Bonita Aplomb @OKen_Ishii]

It does seem like people come to the airport to cough as much as they can

[eve @csiirac]

id make the elephant feel welcomed

[kd @kdlovrr]

when i make someone i think is funny laugh

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[tex @texmeplease]

that random pain in your chest is probably just that dog in you

[vesky @veskyxd]

you mad weird for not letting me merge

[ARI @ARIPBITCH]

they said matcha taste like photosynthesis😭

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆ @veinIuvr]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[❀ @deallium]

sometimes i just need to sit in the sun about it

[bonnie @fwrosting]

you could be dying at the function and some bitch would pull out her canon g7x

[fishy and chips @FATFUCKINGCHUD1]

Are you the way you are on purpose

[vani 🕷️ @shittyshiv]

all roads lead back to an everything bagel with cream cheese