Maya

Music blogger, enthusiast, traveler, drinker, liar, time waster, ex-DJ. I'm the The Cheese Queen (but not that kind of cheese, I'm lactose intolerant)

[Maya @Mayana81]

@colinmochrie It's exhausting

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@Ashy_slashee

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So what’s the best alternative?

[Bridie (EBK) @EmergencyBK]

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@IKEAUK Hi! Went to your Nottingham branch today and the flags were flying at half mast. Do you know why?

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@Whotfismick

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@RotundC @ryry695150 @EssexPoliceUK *you're (You sure you're English?)

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@beyondreasdoubt The milk goes in first

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@TheCinesthetic

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@LiveDigitalArt Empathy

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@Ashy_slashee

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@wokebob99 Miss Cantuckit

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@Brdg_Burner @I_amMukhtar Do you?

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@mbateman I can still see them? Is that possible? Your tweet at the time of writing has 42 likes...

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@RockyWasYer @KingLucythe1st Randomly picked? The tweet is about Farage and his travel to America... Obviously it's not randomly picked. What are you talking about?

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@Elainey196 Ok, but calling a grieving mother a cow is a bit too much though

[The Rt Hon Lady Matildamog @Jc62Matildamog]

Man on ITV news who owns 7 rental properties says he finds more rights for tenants “Hard to take”. Well I find it hard to take that one person can own 7 homes as well as their own, no wonder there’s a shortage of homes! Greedy bastards!

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@OrwellNGoode I'll turn around and go on with my life. Is there any other answer? 😅

[Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky @watsoncomedian]

We’re just not made for this many chats, that’s why people go mad on here. If you were at a party and made a remark about tennis, but two people turned it into an argument about Biden, and someone else shouted WE DON’T TALK ENOUGH ABOUT OWLS, you’d lock yourself in the toilet.

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@MarkRPellegrino "Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism because it is a merger of state and corporate power," Benito Mussolini.