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It costs $0.00 to be kind & antiracist. She/hers/her. #TeamPolashenskiCox

[M A Y A @mayapolashenski]

Truly blessed with the family I was born into, who are also the best friends I have chosen.

[M A Y A @mayapolashenski]

My sisters (@bananastasia_13 and @tallisap) won’t play me back in words with friends bc I keep playing 50+ point words in our games lmao

[M A Y A @mayapolashenski]

@ameritt55 is a national treasure.

[M A Y A @mayapolashenski]

More greyhounds, less of literally everything else.

[M A Y A @mayapolashenski]

@tallisap MAD MAD

[Tallis Polashenski @tallisap]

I can’t believe it’s 2020 and men are really still out here arguing with me about what women can and can’t handle🤦🏼‍♀️
I CAN handle men hitting a vball at me
I, however, CANNOT handle this sexist bullshit

[M A Y A @mayapolashenski]

Twitter is the new AIM “away message”.

I got a dog. She’s dramatic.

@tallisap @bananastasia_13

[M A Y A @mayapolashenski]

@bananastasia_13 I sent you this in confidence!!!!!

[M A Y A @mayapolashenski]

To all dog owners: I am formally requesting for you to keep your dog’s leash 6 ft minimum so I can still pet all your good boys/girls on my runs. Thank you and wash your hands. #CV19 #SocialDistancing

[M A Y A @mayapolashenski]

@pammy9fingers @AirCanada currently has a glitch in their customer service phone line that does not allow any customer to contact them by phone and on top of that they will not answer FB messages, twitter messages or questions in person at the ticketing desk at the actual airport. #Frustrated

[M A Y A @mayapolashenski]

@bananastasia_13 Alright the people have spoken. See y’all in 2020.

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Should I re-commit to twitter or just keep logging in every 8-10 months to mess with @bananastasia_13?

[M A Y A @mayapolashenski]

@bananastasia_13 Scariest thing in my life rn are student loans, I can send you my FAFSA login?

[M A Y A @mayapolashenski]

@bananastasia_13 @tallisap @IPEBIABFD “dogs that are sweet and dogs that are smart” 🤣 Siofra was very sweet.

[I’ve Pet That Dog @IvePetThatDog]

I pet Bagheera. He is a 1 year old Greyhound. Bagheera means tiger, and he looks like a tiger. He is called Bug. His caregiver says there are dogs that are smart and dogs that are sweet. Bug is sweet. He is afraid of hardwood floors. Sometimes he needs to be carried across them.

[M A Y A @mayapolashenski]

@tallisap @bananastasia_13 This seems like a lot of talking during the routine.

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@tallisap It’s definitely me though

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Fondly reminiscing on the time when I got super high and made the world’s greatest Galentine's Day cards.

[M A Y A @mayapolashenski]

My fam re-downloaded Words With Friends so we could shit talk each other in our family group text that was just renamed to “OKURRRRT” #goals

[M A Y A @mayapolashenski]

Me being *subtle* sending Marcus Valentines ideas #SocksOverFlowersPlease

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@bananastasia_13 Featuring me

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@rissssyk @bananastasia_13 @tallisap Yep I’ll make sure the pie dough (with plenty of surplus) is made the night before so you kids have something to do while I’m PR-ing my 5K 😎