Tallis Polashenski

High personality, low drama💁🏼‍♀️😏

[Tallis Polashenski @tallisap]

I just want to to write grant proposals to fund cool, fun, interesting projects, but I have no time because I’m too busy working on the lame, boring, useless projects🙃🙃

[Tallis Polashenski @tallisap]

Listening to an album that makes you think of the person you’re missing just hits different.

[Tallis Polashenski @tallisap]

I find it odd when people call both their significant other and their children “sweetie.”

[Tallis Polashenski @tallisap]

Turns out the most effective alarm clock is a woodpecker drumming on your house at 5:30am🙃

[Tallis Polashenski @tallisap]

My Chemical Romance IS improving my bad mood though☠️🎶

[Tallis Polashenski @tallisap]

Did retail therapy improve my bad mood? No, but now I have two new shirts on the way that I got for half off💁🏼‍♀️😁

[Tallis Polashenski @tallisap]

Cleo barely sheds at all so I was woefully unprepared for Lucifer to shed his winter coat🙃🤣

[Tallis Polashenski @tallisap]

🎶 I know it’s bad, but we could be so good 🎶

[Tallis Polashenski @tallisap]

@amandapalmer “The first time that I met her I was throwing up in the ladies room stall” —Album of the Year by The Good Life

[Tallis Polashenski @tallisap]

Well what an absolute ~shit storm~ of a week this has been🙃

[Tallis Polashenski @tallisap]

Kinda wanna throw out 80% of my wardrobe and go on like an $800 shopping spree🙃🤔

[Tallis Polashenski @tallisap]

Idk why I’ve been avoiding doing laundry like it’s the most laborious household chore despite it being not only the easiest but also the most immediately rewarding… but now I have like 3 loads of laundry to do🙃🤣

[Tallis Polashenski @tallisap]

Tonight I reached that peak level of depression where I cleaned my whole house😎🤣

[Tallis Polashenski @tallisap]

Today is a very frustrating day🙃

[Tallis Polashenski @tallisap]

Hahaha I successfully tricked my coworkers into thinking I’m giving them a fun presentation when really it’s about time tracking and cost management🤣

[Tallis Polashenski @tallisap]

The mix of curiosity, trepidation, and nervous energy I feel when my high school ex bf sends me a Snapchat video out of the blue🤔🤣
(Literally haven’t received a Snap from him in roughly 6 years)

[Tallis Polashenski @tallisap]

At what point in their career do football players lose the ability to squirt water into their own mouths?

[Tallis Polashenski @tallisap]

@buchanan_julie Haha I’m in the office but I’m still cold in here!😁

[Tallis Polashenski @tallisap]

Our new employee handbook states “no blankets while on calls” and I wanna email my CEO “just @ me next time”🤣
But also, I’m wearing a blanket if and when I want to—fight me🙃

[Tallis Polashenski @tallisap]

Do the damn thing

[Daniel Pink @DanielPink]

As we get older, we regret what we *didn't* do much more than what we did.

Over time, regrets of inaction easily outnumber regrets of action.

The lesson for 2023?

Start that business. Write that novel. Ask out that crush. Take your shot.