Dr. Maybeanoctopus

Could knit all this yarn....
she/her/Dr.

[Dr. Maybeanoctopus @maybeanoctopus]

@itsnwts Mothers day event at my daughters school : 10:30am.
Fathers day : 8am.

[Dr. Maybeanoctopus @maybeanoctopus]

@manwhohasitall Do they have names? Wild.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Law School: in theory, this is how it should all work

Me: what about in practice

Law School: in what

[Dr. Maybeanoctopus @maybeanoctopus]

@fesshole I pray my daughter never realises what it meant when I told her I wasn't hungry yet, I would eat after she went to bed.

[Dr. Maybeanoctopus @maybeanoctopus]

@Astra_naut @ExposingNV Continuing omnishambles.

[Dr. Maybeanoctopus @maybeanoctopus]

@catvalente It has my early scientific research in there.

I'm in. I asked it the question my research sought to answer, and it spat out a copy of my paper. And attributed it to someone else, 5 years later.

[Dr. Maybeanoctopus @maybeanoctopus]

@catvalente It's trained on me. Why would I use the copy? (Me and many, many others.)

[Dr. Maybeanoctopus @maybeanoctopus]

@Drew__Bowie I really don't enjoy people like that. Own your errors. Better still, don't be a liar

[Dr. Maybeanoctopus @maybeanoctopus]

@Drew__Bowie And people are generally carrying a device which connects to the sum of human information.

[Dr. Maybeanoctopus @maybeanoctopus]

@Drew__Bowie See! The bot agrees with my mum!

[Dr. Maybeanoctopus @maybeanoctopus]

@GingerGorman I ditched my last boyfriend after he spent a full hour explaining one of my projects to me. After I explained I couldn't discuss it, because confidentiality.

[Dr. Maybeanoctopus @maybeanoctopus]

@GingerGorman I am an expert in my field. Decades of experience. One of a very few living people who have done what I do. Every man with a YouTube account will explain it to me.

[Dr. Maybeanoctopus @maybeanoctopus]

@thereisnojayjay My phone cost more than those earrings. They are lovely, but not outrageously expensive.

[Dr. Maybeanoctopus @maybeanoctopus]

@wundram @ask_aubry Check their website :) they have an introductory range, so people can enjoy little blue boxes, before they lash out. Some necklaces (silver) are around $300.

[Dr. Maybeanoctopus @maybeanoctopus]

@Drew__Bowie It's "we care as employers, here have a cupcake". Uh huh. Here are 10 things you can actually do...

[Dr. Maybeanoctopus @maybeanoctopus]

@Drew__Bowie If some-one asks me tomorrow, I will answer honestly. Let them deal with that.

[Dr. Maybeanoctopus @maybeanoctopus]

@Drew__Bowie I fucking hate that day. I spent one weeping at my desk, trying to sort out a child support snafu caused by a former employer stuffing up my pay.

No-one gave even the tiniest of shits.

[Dr. Jessica Taylor @DrJessTaylor]

Petition to stop men publicly proposing to women on extremely important occasions such as:

- When she wins a gold medal at the olympics
- Her graduation day
- The day she is elected a politician
- The day she wins an award for something important she did

For the love of god, just LET HER HAVE HER DAY.

[Dr. Maybeanoctopus @maybeanoctopus]

@Simone_Biles Pizza. I do hope that the answer is Pizza. And a nap.

[Dr. Maybeanoctopus @maybeanoctopus]

@Drew__Bowie For the love of god!