minister yeenus

court mage of the people’s republic of new england

[minister yeenus @maybeherne]

told a coworker a date i went on went well and she said ‘that’s so yay’

[minister yeenus @maybeherne]

when’re they gonna release the implosive diarrhea parasite

[minister yeenus @maybeherne]

it’s 66f, 100% humidity, and the dew point is 66f but it’s not raining god pls do something 😭

[minister yeenus @maybeherne]

i like when bad things happen to quinten

[minister yeenus @maybeherne]

rereading the magicians and i know quinten is a child but man do i want to hit him over the head with a folding chair WWE style

[Bimble the Wizard @BimbleWizard]

When the party monk eats all the led lightbulbs so the wizard has to put them down

[minister yeenus @maybeherne]

was trying to think of a gender neutral word for “ma’am” and my first thought was “modem” :/

[minister yeenus @maybeherne]

I’m always suspicious as to why parents would pull their children from interacting with mandated reporters. Also, that kid cant be more than 3-4 years old wdym he was made fun of for liking trump? he likes crayons and dinosaurs, not politics

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

Well, I have some news that's going to make some people uncomfortable...

My wife and I are pulling our youngest out of North Carolina public schools and my wife will be homeschooling him.

And no, we're not sorry about it.

We didn't come to this decision lightly. We prayed on it, argued about it, ran the numbers, lost sleep over it.

But every road led back to the same common theme: nobody on God's green earth loves that boy more than his mother and I do, and nobody is more responsible for who he becomes than us.

Yet, rather ironically, despite believing this somewhere along the way, we handed that responsibility to strangers and... trusted them with it.

His mind. His values. His time. His education. His TRUTH.

...and this past year, for the first time, we stopped and asked whether they'd earned that trust.

We don't think they did.

So we're taking it back.

Yeah, we're scared. Scared we'll get something wrong. Scared of the workload. Nervous about what people will say.

But I'll take the fear of us doing it ourselves over the quiet horror of watching our son be indoctrinated in utter BS woke nonsense and be laughed at for believing in God and mocked for liking President Trump (all of which occurred this year.

So yeah, he's going to read the hard books. The ones they'd rather he didn't.

He's going to learn history that hasn't been run through an anti-White woke filter.

He's going to know exactly where he comes from and what he believes.

Most importantly, he's going to grow up watching his mother choose him, to spend every day, all day with him, over what was easy.

They had their shot. They blew it.

We've got him from here. 🇺🇸

[minister yeenus @maybeherne]

(woman singing chinese opera)

[minister yeenus @maybeherne]

since pizza delivery is a more dangerous job than being I cop I think we should give all delivery drivers handguns

[Sacha Coward @sacha_coward]

Sing, goddess, the rage of the mildly inconvenienced homosexual stuck behind a slow moving heterosexual couple.

[Local Man Too Angry To Die 🐝 @SwervoT3k]

The youth yearn for Dragon Age: Origins

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

You can tell the town guards genuinely think they deserve to live

[minister yeenus @maybeherne]

autist explaining minecraft to her very patient tattoo artist

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

watched the odyssey last night. film ruined by everyone speaking english instead of ancient greek.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

christopher nolan should cast unaffordable housing in his next film so some of you get mad about that for two weeks

[minister yeenus @maybeherne]

you know my friends should be thankful i wear barefoot shoes that have absolutely no lift otherwise Im just heightmogging them even more

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Gnomes when you lift up a rock