Theo

[Theo @transxualmenace]

I'm supposed to ask if you get lemonade, sorry you bought the drink we put on the menu for children

[Theo @transxualmenace]

I hate when people ask me if the wind will clear so we can run the lift, do you think I'm god????

[Theo @transxualmenace]

I wish I gave a shit about biking.

[Theo @transxualmenace]

He said are you sure? Yea I'm 27

[Theo @transxualmenace]

The spectrum guy didn't believe I'm over 18

[Theo @transxualmenace]

Being evil with my brother over text

[Theo @transxualmenace]

@maybeherne Forgot about him, he actually does good work

[Theo @transxualmenace]

Two tattoo studios just opened in Farmington which is cool because the only kind of tattoo you could get in this town before is like mandalas from one of the guys at the ashram, unfortunately both of their artwork looks like dookie

[Theo @transxualmenace]

If I'm using the crosswalk and you roll your car at me slowly instead of fully stopping, I'm gonna walk slower actually

[Theo @transxualmenace]

@therealcbrad Do you think they describe the panels beyond reading the text in the audiobook version of dykes to watch out for, or do you just lose all of that?

[Theo @transxualmenace]

Did you know that if you have your nose pierced everyone will think you're a woman??? News to me

[Theo @transxualmenace]

Sometimes I put the whole thing in the jar and don't charge for the coffee, that's for me 💖 not my boss

[Theo @transxualmenace]

Sometimes people will leave their cash on the counter and just leave if we're busy and they only want a cup of coffee. I love this because I charge for the lowest price cup and put all the change in the tip jar

[Theo @transxualmenace]

Maybe it's time to stop smoking weed

[Theo @transxualmenace]

Sorry my stupid manager just asked me if I'd ever heard of it

[Theo @transxualmenace]

Talking about cyclospora sends me into a rage because weren't you there when the fda stopped tracking a bunch of foodborne illnesses

[Theo @transxualmenace]

I don't have road rage, I have pedestrian rage

[Theo @transxualmenace]

Mind your own business?

[Theo @transxualmenace]

When I bring up my parents sometimes people I barely know will immediately ask me if they're okay with me being trans and it pisses me off. Yes they are, why do you assume my parents hate me?

[Theo @transxualmenace]

Made my 1st student loan payment today