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Whenever you feel like your life is a mess, remember: you’re not this person (hopefully).

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When will PMS leave get added to benefits programs? It's not just for me, it's for everyone. Like for example the poor IT guy I just passive aggressively / aggressively said "I don't know, you're the expert" to.
But in all fairness you guys: I DON'T know. And he IS the expert.

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@Alyssa_Milano #metoo

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@wweek Thank you #EagleCreekFire #firefighters 🙌 🙌 🙌

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@oregone and exiled from the entire Northwest.

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@KATUNews These kids sound like dicks. #JusticeForEagleCreek

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@nancyege these kids sound like dicks. #EagleCreekFire https://t.co/Q7dsZ5JoAI

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@DaUDPT I'm worried the authorities will just work it out with parents since suspect(s) is/are juvenile(s).

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@DaUDPT finally, a tiny sliver of good news in all this terribleness, but many of us will not be satisfied until an arrest.

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@AnnCoulter Jesus, what the fuck is wrong with you.

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When in @JoeBiden country. ❤️🍻 #cheerschamp

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@daviddeweil
1) Stop Jumping in the House
2) Turn off the Nintendo
3) Go Play Outside

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When will other countries start accepting American refugees?

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Uh, does the Donald know how a pen cap works? @realDonaldTrump

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No one ever told me that once I turned 35, 1/3 of my life would be spent moisturizing something.

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@Arbys The Reuben was invented in Omaha, NE. I was born &I lived there for 30 yrs. DO NOT TELL ME MY LIFE IS A LIE. https://t.co/LLP11tG7WF

[NOT ALT WORLD @NotAltWorld]

Can't wait for President Trump to call us FAKE NEWS.

You can take our official twitter, but you'll never take our free time!

[maybemanders @maybemanders]

In a fully dedicated Steelers bar in Portland, OR. It's pretty great. #HereWeGo #SteelersNation #SteelersvsPats

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

President Trump, you made a big mistake. By trying to divide us up by race, religion, gender and nationality you actually brought us closer.

[maybemanders @maybemanders]

America: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!?!