low threshold for humor

Outstandingly mediocre in a lot of things.
Exceedingly hopeless in the rest.
Mildly nihilistic.
Serendipitously Software Engineer.

[Pratham @dp_331]

We crave for fatafat delivery in India because going out to a market or a grocery store is a big stressful task in which you have to face stray dogs, heat, dust, pollution, bad roads, crowd etc but when the entire experience of going out is great one won’t think of instant deliveries.

[shafu @shafu0x]

turns out never learning regex was genius

[GameVerse @TheGameVerse]

You can do this with a Steam Controller.

[riri @pink_kale444]

Never letting the internet forget about this #neet @durov @nta

[low threshold for humor @maybepritish]

@IndiGo6E why isn't there any option for @ICICIBank netbanking 🤔

[low threshold for humor @maybepritish]

First in my bloodline to get mentioned by a grey tick spam account.

[. @MINOPUH_AO]

Your First Week With PolyGun

@bkampine @Reutech @SWaclav @Ayhan18002492 @zer0type5 @tomo8ng @Base0x0 @maybepritish @mushisaac @nadeau761665 https://t.co/EhJV7iap93 https://t.co/7uP9MXWWmC

[mememandir @mememandir]

Dear ministry of IT,
Scammers are reportedly using Slack & MS teams to leak NEET papers. Kindly issue a ban.

[BFrog @BFrog__]

Dios: solo hay una regla...

Eva:

[DavidoPolice @DavidoPolice]

First person to loose aura driving a lambo😂

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

"AI is likely to produce neither a job apocalypse nor productivity utopia, but something harder to measure: a quiet degradation of the quality of the jobs that remain," per Bloomberg

[Jeff Dean @JeffDean]

People replace their phones every ~4 yrs. This means there are hundreds of millions of old phones discarded each year that are still perfectly usable as computing devices. @Google in collabration with @UCSD is exploring how to turn these old phones into cloud-computing “phone clusters”. Putting phones back in service in this way can directly reduce the environmental footprint of computing by avoiding the need for further raw material extraction, and taking advantage of the embodied carbon already incurred from manufacturing these devices, and modern phones actually are already quite powerful computers. Read more in the blog below ⬇️

[Pavel Asparouhov @Pavel_Asparagus]

If Dario had invented the iPhone he would have spent the whole keynote talking about how it might blow up in your pocket

[Maririn~ @TopGyaru]

W Larps

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Realizing that Elon and I will have a combined net worth of $1.46 trillion this year

[Dividend Hero @HeroDividend]

They say your first $1 trillion is the hardest

[low threshold for humor @maybepritish]

A true naruto fan doesn't acknowledge the existence of boruto.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

the ai slop is starting to win me over

[Bojan Tunguz @tunguz]

Our Anthropic overlords deciding which prompts the peasants are allowed to use.

[Tulip King 🌷 @tulipking]

i look forward to our chinese brothers liberating the knowledge from within fable-5 and selling it to me at 5% the cost & 2x the speed