Andy Griffith Show

Quotes straight from the heart of Mayberry! Tweets are sure to bring back memories! #mayberryquotes

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“When you start dealing with a woman you’re dealing with a dangerous commodity” - Barney

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“Now here at the rock we have two rules, rule number one, obey all rules, rule number two, no writing on the walls” - Barney

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Well, it sure has been a while! I think I still have a quote or two in me, What do you say?!

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"Nip it. You go read any book on the subject of child discipline and you'll find every one of them is in favor of bud nipping" - Barney

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Andy, it ain't as if you're leaving some young inexperienced whipper snapper in charge! You're leaving good ole reliable Barney Fife!

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Say Barn, you reckon he's going to park in front of that fire hydrant? Looks like it Ange.

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Take a lock!

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"If there's anything that upsets me it's having people say I'm sensitive " - Barney

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Oh boy! You're just full of fun today, aren't ya?! Why don't you go up to the old peoples home and wax the steps! - Barney to Andy

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Shout out to @PaulsWalls68 for being the 3000th follower! I'll have to give you some of aunt Bea's pickle's! #Thanks

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Good one https://t.co/zLwAXCOH7r

[Joseph Staub @JStaub99]

@mayberryquotes Andy: Well, I might stop up there later. Floyd: Oh no Andy, don't do that or it's goodbye Al! (Convicts at Large)

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@MattWheelerUTK not sure. Hadn't noticed that one.

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"Be quiet or I'll have Naomi curl your hair with this heater" - Big Maud (convicts at large)

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Here's a good one! https://t.co/zLwAXD6hYZ

[Joseph Staub @JStaub99]

@mayberryquotes Andy: Well, I might stop up there later. Floyd: Oh no Andy, don't do that or it's goodbye Al! (Convicts at Large)

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Happy 2016!

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Mornin' ladies, my goodness you look happy. Must be cuttin' somebody up pretty good. - Andy

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Say, Andy!?

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"@JoshCombest: @mayberryquotes "I stand before you a humble man, all choked up with humbleness and humility." - Barney Fife :-)"

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"@pastorfies: A high-spirited, slender guy like me needs a little sugary pick-me-up after lunch. (Barney when questioned about his cookie)"

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"@ChadintheUK: "Better phone him, Al.""