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I honestly don’t know what I’m doing here anymore

[mayci D @maydobs]

When you instantly regret mentioning you have a #Twitter.

[mayci D @maydobs]

😂😢🤷‍♀️🤞

I don’t like the look of this

[Abam @AdamBroud]

The CDC says you can dance with somebody. The CDC says you can feel the heat with somebody. The CDC says you can dance with somebody*

*With somebody who loves you

[mayci D @maydobs]

@sammmmerrs @LarissaAlexis Are they like good quality? Aka will they last during the whole swim season?

[mayci D @maydobs]

Best places to get swimsuits annnnnd GO!! 👙🩱👙🩱

[mayci D @maydobs]

I was just complaining to my mom that this was happening and a year ago IT WAS HAPPENING. What are the chances it happened at the same time this year?!

[mayci D @maydobs]

Help. For the past 3 nights I fall asleep for 15-30 minutes. Then I wake up wide awake and can’t fall back asleep for another 1-2 hours.

[mayci D @maydobs]

@kyrstenleake Yessssss I’ll send you an Arkansas one!

[mayci D @maydobs]

Does anyone want to swap postcards?

[red whine supernova 🌟 @sarahndipity18]

pixar movies 20 years ago: haha talking toys!

pixar movies now: how do you identify your life's purpose? what structures your identity & makes you, you? how do you deal with love & loss? what can we do to find joy in life despite the meaninglessness of our existence? how do we

[venus as a they @lgbtop]

i give everyone permission to milk my death for personal benefits if i die. idc if we’re just acquaintances, if we ever talked and i suddenly drop dead one day i want you to tell your boss you just lost a friend and take the day off. my treat

[mayci D @maydobs]

@Ruby_DeSantiago Thank you 🥰🥰

[mayci D @maydobs]

Jan 2020 be Dec 2020

[mayci D @maydobs]

@WhereIsEmma Love you 😘

[mayci D @maydobs]

@ashleynicoo ❤️😘❤️

[mayci D @maydobs]

@ashleynicoo 🎄🎄🎄

[Lisa Shmeesa 🦎🦎🦎 @LisaRieffel]

My kid wrote a song called,
“I Wonder What’s Inside your Butthole” Quite honestly, it slaps.

[mayci D @maydobs]

@kylieinthesky Oh dude!! Get a water pillow! I got a concussion several years ago and woke up with migraines everyday. My PT suggested it. Life. Changing. It’s feels just like a normal pillow, but the water bladder forms around your neck so you always have neck support

https://t.co/OFIiaXlmuS

[mayci D @maydobs]

@MegMonk I’m really glad I’m not the only one who thinks this.

Also This is Us. I had a breakdown the night I watched both of their premiers. So yes, I’m pausing watching each show.

[mayci D @maydobs]

@thetylermorale The kids head behind everyone

[mayci D @maydobs]

Ice cream. Yogurt.
OH WAIT
UTZ cheese balls: my twin and I loaded ALL of them into a plastic bag and threw them in a huge purse. It was a midnight premiere for one of the Harry Potter movies with several of our friends! We needed to be prepared!

[mayci D @maydobs]

Take my poll. Please 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[mayci D @maydobs]

OH WAIT! Here we go to make it easier for y'all. Which colors???? Poll below :)