Grumpy Grandpa

Esq. Poet. //
I Hope You Leave Here With More Questions Than Answers.

#COYG!

[Grumpy Grandpa @mayeesq]

When I still smoked, we had this spot around Garki marrket where we lit up. Myself, Fred, Leke & 'Vlad'. We were rolling up to smoke per usual one time when Leke suddenly said he felt wet all over like he had just taken a bath. He kept saying his shorts were soaked but we could-

[Esther Umoh @EstherUmoh10]

Dear @inecnigeria don’t be unfortunate.

[Grumpy Grandpa @mayeesq]

@DokunOjomo @khunthakhunthe The NDC guy's a Muslim.
He can't win.
Taraba voting pattern.

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

Dumber than a sac of hammers.

[MaziTundeEdnutfan @originalproflle]

“I came to Inec office today, INEC is trying to disenfranchise Nigerians….”

- Princewillcfrn

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

RCCG pastors 😂😂😂

[Anthony Abakporo @anthonyabakporo]

Sola Kuti is not a political analyst. I know him too well. He lives abroad, he's one of those PDP delegates who loved Atiku's dollars. He's currently frustrated at how Peter Obi dashed their hope...

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

Tinubu removed fuel subsidy and fuel prices skyrocketed.

People complained and Tinubu advised them to convert their cars to CNG.

They did because gas was relatively cheaper then.

Today, a kg of gas is now N1,800 and finishes faster.

They don't know what to do again.

You think you can escape Jagaban's hammer? Dey play. 😂

[Nnayi◽ @NnayiLexon]

State money will be used to buy cars for APC women leaders, and the cars will be registered in their names,

This’s crime to humanity

[PO’s MainChic😎 @D_goodybag]

Few Clips From Today’s PVC Drive Campus Tour!

[Queen Bee 👑 🐝 @RealQueenBee__]

This CV Lunatic @OgbeniDipo is now preaching unity bla bla bla.

The was the reason why I decided to deal with him without looking back until I was sure that I had completely messed him up.

We cannot forget the role he played from the era of Jonathan, and now that we're returning the same energy to his kinsman and he's preaching unity.

Mr To Hell With Your Unity.

[Everest @novieverest]

Kenneth Okonkwo posted a YouTube link after saying nonsense. You'd be a dummy to go to YouTube and watch his nonsense.
Please don't.
He added NDC in that post so you guys can go watch it.
ADC does not have the number.

[Hello_October @hellow_october]

An 80yrs old pastor collecting offering and tithe from a 26yrs old Nigerian will never make sense to me in 2026.

[Wale •🦉 @Drwhales_]

Lmaoo use this same analogy for Tinubu and other APC Governors. Politics ehn 🤣😂

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

"I joined APC so I can change it from inside"

A clown and more

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

There is no true Christian church whose pastor is a woman married to an evil Muslim husband. There’s no such church anywhere.

Only the church of Jezebel and Ahab.

[Dele Farotimi. A victim of Nigeria @DeleFarotimi]

You are not insane, but you understand Nigeria?

Oxymoron..🇳🇬😓

[Former HVAC Guy 🇺🇸 @RandomHvacGuy]

My brother in Christ…

[Olamide . @olamide_adee]

This idiot is not a student , the fool graduated 7 years ago ( that’s if he even graduated)

[GehGeh @official_Gegeh]

Damboroubanka

[Advocacy For Good Governance @governance_101]

Peter Obi's speech at the NDC NEC Meeting in Abuja today (03/06/2026)