Funkmaster Mayfield

Your one stop shop for bad jokes about Denver, sports, movies, TV, etc., sprinkled with incorrectly used 90's rap slang.

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Well folks it’s that time again to fire up the old twitter machine for a few and see what can cause me anxiety today

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@simongerman600 @TerribleMaps ?

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The thing that always struck me is that it seemed like he had been waiting for his whole life for the ball to arrive exactly there for him to volley it

[Futbomob @futbomob]

Meksikalı Manuel Negrete'nin 86 Dünya Kupası'nda Bulgaristan'a attığı enfes gol. 🇲🇽🤩

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The Ramos pass is bad ass, but also what was the keeper doing

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

Making memories on home soil. 🇺🇸

Earnie Stewart’s goal vs. Colombia, at the Rose Bowl in 1994, earned the U.S. their first World Cup win in 44 years!

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@MichaelRedd_ A. will change the course of your life and change you as a person in largely positive ways. The correct answer is B.

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@KalshiFB Without question

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@OleTimeHardball Clemente

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Wemby would be going, “Why do I have to do this exactly?”

[Nicolas Perez @PerezNicolasLol]

Ok l'embrouille du soir sur discord.
C'est plus facile de :
1) Gagner un 1v1 au basket contre Victor Wembanyama
2) Gagner un tour de F1 vs Hamilton
3) Gagner une game d'echec vs Magnus Carlsen
4) Gagner un round vs Jon Jones en MMA

Je veux des arguments

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@Ethelbrait1941 You tell ‘em Ethel

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@VinnysCorner1

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@LloydLegalist Things of that nature

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@TheCinesthetic The Blood of Heroes

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@ThrillaRilla369 “Let that sink in”

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@16barsgame Simultaneously as part of the same record store trip: Run DMC Raising Hell and Beastie Boys Licensed to Ill. By the end of that year I had about 20 rap cassettes.

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@TheCinesthetic Enlightened

[Kali @Kali_de_Armas]

yeah i'm addicted to porn. por'n a big tall glass of wine! i'm an alcoholic

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@lady_valor_07 There’s a joke in Back to the Future about it

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@OleTimeHardball JR Richard

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It’s super cute they let Anthony Davis keep his prank show

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@spacedglam Falling Down

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@otokyo Happiness